All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Islander takes on ‘Rocky Love’

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Planet recently canceled its dating in the Tetons advice column called “Dear Rocky Love.” The Rocky Love columnist obviously did her writing while strung out on Prozac, chamomile tea, and Harlequin novels....

    • Posted January 27, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island joins Wilson Zone

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Goldman Sachs vice president of ethics, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied cabana boy, was in town last week. Between our bouts of lust she had her nose in her...

    • Posted January 13, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Resolved to drink more

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Susie, my Healthy Being Juice girl, stopped by last night. “I have my New Year’s resolution made!” she exclaimed. “I can’t wait to hear,” I said, showing the animated excitement of a snail...

    • Posted December 31, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: St. Blythe would soon be there

    ’Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house, I was doing bourbon shots and unbuttoning Blythe’s blouse; Her stockings were nylon, I removed them with care, In hopes that black lace soon would be there! Blythe’s...

    • Posted December 16, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: If you build it, they will drink

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Jackson Town Council’s discussions about a private/public rock gym and coasters on Snow King sparked debate about municipal infrastructure in Hog Island. At the recent Hog Island Urban Renewal Committee meeting, public...

    • Posted December 2, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Chisler 348 death causes outrage

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Wildlife watchers and photographers are questioning why a yearling male Uinta Ground Squirrel, locally known as Chisler 348, was euthanized by Wyoming Game and Fish Department officials. Chisler 348 had been a favorite...

    • Posted November 18, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Orange is the new camo

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I got up early, dressed in Carhartts and hunter orange and headed for the wild in search of meat. I swung by Maverick for nourishment. Pickup trucks and men wearing Carhartts and hunter...

    • Posted November 4, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sleaze-less campaign disappointing

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – This is unequivocally the most dreary election I have seen in Teton County. Where’s the mud, the sleaze, even a difference of opinion? Controversy sells papers and the candidates have let down The...

    • Posted October 29, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Organic toe of frog

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I occasionally wander the aisles of the new Whole Grocer. I drool over the baked goods (but usually wipe them off), practice advanced calculus by adding the prices of various gluten-free pastas and...

    • Posted October 21, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Common Core vs. Hog Island science

    With the election season in full swing, there is debate that Common Core curriculum teaches liberal science (scientific facts adjusted to accommodate wishful thinking) as opposed to conservative science (scientific facts adjusted to accommodate political donations). I...

    • Posted October 8, 2014
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