All posts tagged "satire"

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hoback Goes to Washington

    How to play the parties like a boss Jackson, WY – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Vice President of Ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied play toy, had her private jet fly me to Washington...

    • Posted October 13, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hillbilly Hip

    Living life as a Hog Island hipster Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I was getting bored with Lil, Susie and Alice. Blythe was out of town. The off-season’s meager selection of Utah girls was also uninspiring so I headed...

    • Posted September 29, 2015
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  • GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Halt Helicopter Parenting

    ‘Submarine Parenting’ is a better method Jackson Hole, Wyoming – A recent email from my friend LaWanda back in my hometown of Corn Cob, Iowa, relates the details of the latest Corn Cob nut attack. It seems that...

    • Posted September 22, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yogi Criminals

    Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...

    • Posted September 15, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hip Hog Island

    Gentrification plan calls for yuppies and art I am working with Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time belamours, to transform greater Hog Island into a trendy, upscale neighborhood like New York’s East Village, the...

    • Posted September 8, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island economics

    Thornhill hedge fund will bring in the dough Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice-president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as her Hog Island paramour, is in town for the Reserve Bank of Kansas City economic symposium....

    • Posted August 25, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: God-given guns

    Constitution, Creator have granted us concealed carry Jackson, WY – Alice, my Republican lover, came by my trailer last night all excited. “Guess what?” she exclaimed. “Your bondage and domination tendencies have evolved and now you’re the...

    • Posted August 4, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Holding accused in Inflategate

    Soroptimist of Jackson Hole is appealing a decision from the NFL (National Falsie League) to punish the local charity for overinflation of falsies. According to Commissioner Rogene Goodell, falsies were inflated beyond the allowed 12.5 to 13.5...

    • Posted May 27, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Tater tots and whiskey bank notes

    Nothing heats up Alice, my Republican lover, like presidential politics. This year she’s supporting Rand Paul. She stopped by my trailer last week and spent two hours physically expressing her political zeal. Some people hate that the...

    • Posted May 12, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Detective Thornhill on the greens

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I looked up from the paper as Sheriff Whalen walked into my office. Hes hated my guts ever since I busted a smuggling ring that was trafficking pure wasabi in false bottom snowboards,...

    • Posted April 29, 2015
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