All posts tagged "satire"

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Adopts Alternative Reality

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sean Spicer, press secretary to the new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume, announced that the mayor is planning a gala party to celebrate his favorite team’s victory in the Super Bowl. “The Dallas...

    • Posted January 31, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island M16 Intel Briefing

    Jackson Hole, WY — I was called in to brief Ndogo Uume, the new Hog Island mayor, on our latest intelligence operations. We met in the situation trailer, a 1998 Thunderbird singlewide that had been refitted with...

    • Posted January 25, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Emperor’s New Truck

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Politicians and others eager to attach themselves to the new Hog Island mayor, Ndogo Uume, attended his inauguration. The spokesman for the “National Society of Earth is Supported on the Back of a...

    • Posted January 17, 2017
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  • GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Christmas with Bonnie and Clyde 

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – As I write this, Christmas is over, I hope. It comes once a year, and for something that has pretty much been the same for 2,000 years, you’d think that people would know...

    • Posted January 3, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A Classy Christmas

    A Classy Christmas Twas the night Before Christmas When all through the trailer The girls were drinking Shots as if sailors Alice’s stockings were silk Black and lacy Her skirt rode high It was really quite racy...

    • Posted December 20, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: CSI Hog Island

    Investigating a crime of the worst kind. JACKSON HOLE, WY – I received a call from Hog Island Trailer No. 35 about a possible 537, a.k.a.: a crime involving swine. I pulled up with the team in...

    • Posted November 29, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Serious Endorsements

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last week with her latest toy purchase from the Xccessories Closet at Ella’s Room. “What candidates are you endorsing in your column?” she asked while I rewired a...

    • Posted November 1, 2016
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  • WELL, THAT HAPPENED: Part One: Horror and Hearts

    A horrific cinematic experience opens the door to history, heritage and treasure. JACKSON HOLE, WY – I can’t write at home. Not because I don’t have the ability to, but because I don’t necessarily get much writing...

    • Posted October 26, 2016
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  • GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Everyday Scary

    Happy Halloween (and how I got to be afraid of just about everything). JACKSON HOLE, WY – This is supposed to be the scariest time of the year, but I think the whole year has been scary....

    • Posted October 26, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Fight Is On

    Race for Hog Island mayor is wrought with scandals. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island’s mayoral race is down to two people, and it is turning into an ugly campaign. Lorna Doon won the August primary with 35...

    • Posted October 18, 2016
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