All posts tagged "satire"

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Controversial Hog Island Principal Appointed

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume’s appointment for principal of the new Hog Island School was approved by the Hog Island Town Council today. “Betsy Ya-vol greatly supported me in the election campaign and...

    • Posted March 15, 2017
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  • DON’T MISS: Truth in Comedy

    The satirically on point trilogy I Can Ski Forever returns this weekend to debut No. 3. JACKSON HOLE, WY – If you haven’t yet heard of I Can Ski Forever, you’re probably new in town. But that’s...

    • Posted March 15, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Town Council in Revolt!

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Ethics experts are criticizing Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume for using the office of mayor to promote his and his family’s private business interests. This reporter discovered that Jackson Hole Distributing donated to Uume’s campaign in...

    • Posted February 21, 2017
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    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Below is the transcript of this reporter’s interview with new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume regarding his proposed wall along the border of the West Bank. Clyde Thornbill: Mayor Uume, how do you...

    • Posted February 7, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Adopts Alternative Reality

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sean Spicer, press secretary to the new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume, announced that the mayor is planning a gala party to celebrate his favorite team’s victory in the Super Bowl. “The Dallas...

    • Posted January 31, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island M16 Intel Briefing

    Jackson Hole, WY — I was called in to brief Ndogo Uume, the new Hog Island mayor, on our latest intelligence operations. We met in the situation trailer, a 1998 Thunderbird singlewide that had been refitted with...

    • Posted January 25, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Emperor’s New Truck

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Politicians and others eager to attach themselves to the new Hog Island mayor, Ndogo Uume, attended his inauguration. The spokesman for the “National Society of Earth is Supported on the Back of a...

    • Posted January 17, 2017
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  • GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Christmas with Bonnie and Clyde 

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – As I write this, Christmas is over, I hope. It comes once a year, and for something that has pretty much been the same for 2,000 years, you’d think that people would know...

    • Posted January 3, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A Classy Christmas

    A Classy Christmas Twas the night Before Christmas When all through the trailer The girls were drinking Shots as if sailors Alice’s stockings were silk Black and lacy Her skirt rode high It was really quite racy...

    • Posted December 20, 2016
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    Investigating a crime of the worst kind. JACKSON HOLE, WY – I received a call from Hog Island Trailer No. 35 about a possible 537, a.k.a.: a crime involving swine. I pulled up with the team in...

    • Posted November 29, 2016
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