All posts tagged "satire"

  • 150826Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island economics

    Thornhill hedge fund will bring in the dough Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice-president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as her Hog Island paramour, is in town for the Reserve Bank of Kansas City economic symposium....

    • Posted August 25, 2015
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  • 150805Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: God-given guns

    Constitution, Creator have granted us concealed carry Jackson, WY – Alice, my Republican lover, came by my trailer last night all excited. “Guess what?” she exclaimed. “Your bondage and domination tendencies have evolved and now you’re the...

    • Posted August 4, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Holding accused in Inflategate

    Soroptimist of Jackson Hole is appealing a decision from the NFL (National Falsie League) to punish the local charity for overinflation of falsies. According to Commissioner Rogene Goodell, falsies were inflated beyond the allowed 12.5 to 13.5...

    • Posted May 27, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Tater tots and whiskey bank notes

    Nothing heats up Alice, my Republican lover, like presidential politics. This year she’s supporting Rand Paul. She stopped by my trailer last week and spent two hours physically expressing her political zeal. Some people hate that the...

    • Posted May 12, 2015
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  • RN
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Detective Thornhill on the greens

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I looked up from the paper as Sheriff Whalen walked into my office. Hes hated my guts ever since I busted a smuggling ring that was trafficking pure wasabi in false bottom snowboards,...

    • Posted April 29, 2015
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    Riotous sequel pokes more fun at Jackson life

    Jackson, Wyoming – The voices entered through a window — a guy and a girl who’d clearly been drinking. It was 1 a.m. Andrew Munz grabbed his phone and started recording. It wasn’t a break-up, or make-up,...

    • Posted April 14, 2015
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  • 040815redneck.lead
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enhanced streams and legacy properties

    Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s Realtor and my latest inamorata, stopped by my trailer last week. “Sotheby’s on MSN!” she exclaimed. “There’s a pictorial in its online news showing the most expensive home in Wyoming. And guess what?...

    • Posted April 7, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: 50 Shades of Black Silk

    Last week I interviewed Christina Grey for The Planet. Christina is a Sotheby’s realtor who amassed a fortune by selling unique, one-of-a-kind, unmatched, exceptional, distinctive, legacy properties with panoramic, amazing and powerful views. There was immediate chemistry...

    • Posted February 24, 2015
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Seducing with juicing, poetry

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – In an attempt to cure end of football season depression, I headed to Healthy Being Juicery to score some feminine companionship. For those of us possessing knowledge in the abstract arena of female...

    • Posted February 10, 2015
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  • redneck
    RedneckPerspective: Culture time with Clyde

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Planet recently began running a column called Culture Front. It is, as best as I can tell, about the arts, but it gets confusing as one would expect from a column that’s an...

    • Posted June 17, 2014
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