All posts tagged "satire"

  • Local Syndrome: The Rest of Jackson Hole

    The ‘Best of’ categories grossly overlooked and underrepresented JACKSON HOLE, WY – I’m sure we all can agree that the Best of Jackson Hole awards are all well-deserved and that all readers vote without biases. After all,...

    • Posted April 4, 2018
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  • Redneck Perspective: All Man’s March

    Hog Island Activate (HI ACTivate) is a new group intended to be a resource and inspiration for effective political action to support men’s rights and the polices of Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume. “We oppose the anti-American...

    • Posted January 24, 2018
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  • Redneck Perspective: Westbank Redneck Shot in Closed Area

    Locals and visitors alike responded with everything from outrage to support for the poacher of redneck 337, a 39-year-old male from the Teton Pines pack. Warden Jon Stephens got a call from a barista who witnessed a...

    • Posted January 10, 2018
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  • Redneck Perspective: The Night Before a Hog Island Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas alone in my trailer , no hot babe to disrobe I felt like a failure No stockings to remove no legs to bear, no one for which to play adult truth or...

    • Posted December 13, 2017
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  • Underage: It’s not just for Alabama anymore!

    Planet Jackson Hole’s interview with three teenage women who claim Hog Island mayor Ndogo Uume made improper sexual advances towards them has caused an uproar in the Hog Island political establishment. Repercussions of the scandal have reached...

    • Posted November 29, 2017
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  • Redneck Perspective: Hog Island Mayor Tours Asia for Bacon

    Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume recently returned from his trade mission to Asia. (Well, it might be best described as a trade mission to Asia Minor. The Hog Island Town Council could only afford gas money for...

    • Posted November 15, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clamor Ensues over Pinup Replacement

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume stirred controversy when he removed 2107 Penthouse Playmate of the Year pinup from the Hog Island Town Council Chamber and replaced it with 2016 Playmate Kenna James. Traditionally...

    • Posted June 21, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: True Path to Enlightenment

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – According to the most recent academic account, Siddhartha Gautama (also known as Hogsara Islandvira), the blessed was born to a wealthy family in Teton Pines in the holy year of 5 CE. (CE...

    • Posted June 7, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: West Bankers Want Equal Rights

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – The recent success of a Day Without An Immigrant protest as well as the popularity of the Jackson Hole Women’s March has inspired other activists to take to the streets. Last week West...

    • Posted April 11, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Real Best of

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Every year The Planet does a Best of Jackson Hole issue and every year they get it wrong. Where are the categories for women wearing the shortest skirt, the skimpiest top, the silkiest...

    • Posted March 21, 2017
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