All posts tagged "satire"

  • 160727Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Donald Me For Hog Island

    The mayoral candidate will build a wall to keep Westbankers out and promises to thwart plans for a new elementary school. JACKSON HOLE, WY – The Hog Island political convention wrapped up this week with Donald Me...

    • Posted July 26, 2016
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  • 160720Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sustainable Crimes

    The valley’s green market erodes the moral fiber of a community. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sheriff Whalen walks into my office with the cocky arrogance of a Westbanker at a wine tasting. “We have a problem,” he...

    • Posted July 20, 2016
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  • 160713Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sugar and Spice

    The dark side of real estate and wrongdoing in Jackson Hole. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sugar walks into my office, her eyes taking in the yellowed tile, the chipped paint, the empty bottle of cheap bourbon on...

    • Posted July 12, 2016
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  • 160706Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Asset Portfolio

    Investment strategies for rednecks by the fluid ounce. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Due to my extensive knowledge of economics I have decided to print an advice column on investing, featuring questions from readers. Consider me a Hog...

    • Posted July 5, 2016
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  • 160629Grandma
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Summer Visitors

    Who invited these people anyway? JACKSON HOLE, WY – It’s the time of the year again when spring has sprung and summer has arrived and with it that seasonal nightmare known as “people who come to visit.”...

    • Posted June 28, 2016
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  • 160615Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clyde On Politics

    2016: Election or infection? JACKSON HOLE, WY – The candidates in this year’s presidential election are feeding off voter discontent like jackals on a bloated carcass. Bernie Sanders gained a huge following by promising to take the...

    • Posted June 14, 2016
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  • 160601Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yoga Assana

    From downward dog to upward fog, it’s game on. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last week. She brought over several bottles of expired Thrive, a cold pressed juice form Healthy Being Juicery. Thrive...

    • Posted May 31, 2016
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  • Here is Grandma camping in Kansas. She has the latest equipment—the horse is from Hertz Rent-a-Horse. (Photo: gallopin’ grandma)
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Glamping Dreams

    Enduring ‘the great outdoors’ with the family. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Once upon a time, an adorable if somewhat clueless young couple lived in a far northern state where it was usually cold and miserable. Think of...

    • Posted May 24, 2016
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  • 160518Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness

    Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...

    • Posted May 17, 2016
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  • 160504Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Truck-ed Sparks Controversy

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Uproar over Teton County School District’s decision to invite and then uninvite an abstinence presenter to its classrooms has parents demanding more oversight of auto shop curriculum. Speaker Shelly Donahue originally was to...

    • Posted May 3, 2016
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