All posts tagged "redneck"
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yogi Criminals
Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...
- Posted September 15, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Rebranding Hog Island
The classiest area in town is due for a makeover Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time paramours spent the night at my trailer. Our favorite fantasy is that I’m a potential buyer of...
- Posted August 11, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Holding accused in Inflategate
Soroptimist of Jackson Hole is appealing a decision from the NFL (National Falsie League) to punish the local charity for overinflation of falsies. According to Commissioner Rogene Goodell, falsies were inflated beyond the allowed 12.5 to 13.5...
- Posted May 27, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Tater tots and whiskey bank notes
Nothing heats up Alice, my Republican lover, like presidential politics. This year she’s supporting Rand Paul. She stopped by my trailer last week and spent two hours physically expressing her political zeal. Some people hate that the...
- Posted May 12, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enhanced streams and legacy properties
Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s Realtor and my latest inamorata, stopped by my trailer last week. “Sotheby’s on MSN!” she exclaimed. “There’s a pictorial in its online news showing the most expensive home in Wyoming. And guess what?...
- Posted April 7, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Islanders banned from Cache Creek
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – A cute girl passed me on the Cache Creek trail last week. Her massive Husky was a bit intimidating, but luckily for me the dog took off chasing a moose. “Fluffy, come back,”...
- Posted March 25, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Resolved to drink more
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Susie, my Healthy Being Juice girl, stopped by last night. “I have my New Year’s resolution made!” she exclaimed. “I can’t wait to hear,” I said, showing the animated excitement of a snail...
- Posted December 31, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Whiskeybeer Report
It’s time for the Whiskeybeer Fund’s annual Real Estate Ad Report. Whiskeybeer is the Hog Island equivalent of The Brandywine Fund, but unlike Foster Friess and his multitude of expensive associates, Whiskeybeer has just one manager: me....
- Posted April 2, 2013
REDNECK: Invested emotions
After a hard morning of clicking through TV channels, I was faint from lack of nourishment. I had given up eating broccoli for Lent so I decided on a tray of Schwan’s cream cheese stuffed jalapeño poppers...
- Posted February 19, 2013