All posts tagged "redneck"

  • 151125Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The First Thanksgiving

    Struggling pilgrims are free at last. Jackson, WY  -I have an invite to go to Lill’s for Thanksgiving dinner! The last time I shared Thanksgiving with Lill she had bacon hors d’oeuvres, bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with bacon,...

    • Posted November 24, 2015
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Halloween

    Trailer park experiment yields a sophisticated monster. Jackson, WY – At the trailer court they called me mad, insane, but tonight the years of work, of heartache and despair will pay off! In the spare bedroom of...

    • Posted November 3, 2015
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  • 150916Redneck

    Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...

    • Posted September 15, 2015
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  • 150812Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Rebranding Hog Island

    The classiest area in town is due for a makeover Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time paramours spent the night at my trailer. Our favorite fantasy is that I’m a potential buyer of...

    • Posted August 11, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Holding accused in Inflategate

    Soroptimist of Jackson Hole is appealing a decision from the NFL (National Falsie League) to punish the local charity for overinflation of falsies. According to Commissioner Rogene Goodell, falsies were inflated beyond the allowed 12.5 to 13.5...

    • Posted May 27, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Tater tots and whiskey bank notes

    Nothing heats up Alice, my Republican lover, like presidential politics. This year she’s supporting Rand Paul. She stopped by my trailer last week and spent two hours physically expressing her political zeal. Some people hate that the...

    • Posted May 12, 2015
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enhanced streams and legacy properties

    Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s Realtor and my latest inamorata, stopped by my trailer last week. “Sotheby’s on MSN!” she exclaimed. “There’s a pictorial in its online news showing the most expensive home in Wyoming. And guess what?...

    • Posted April 7, 2015
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Islanders banned from Cache Creek

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – A cute girl passed me on the Cache Creek trail last week. Her massive Husky was a bit intimidating, but luckily for me the dog took off chasing a moose. “Fluffy, come back,”...

    • Posted March 25, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Resolved to drink more

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Susie, my Healthy Being Juice girl, stopped by last night. “I have my New Year’s resolution made!” she exclaimed. “I can’t wait to hear,” I said, showing the animated excitement of a snail...

    • Posted December 31, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Whiskeybeer Report

    It’s time for the Whiskeybeer Fund’s annual Real Estate Ad Report. Whiskeybeer is the Hog Island equivalent of The Brandywine Fund, but unlike Foster Friess and his multitude of expensive associates, Whiskeybeer has just one manager: me....

    • Posted April 2, 2013
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