All posts tagged "redneck"

  • 160518Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness

    Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...

    • Posted May 17, 2016
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  • 160406Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sooty Semantics

    Beware of ambiguous language used to confuse the masses.    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Last week’s Jackson Hole News and Guide carried an advertisement by the Wyoming Wildlife Alliance. The ad quoted a report by a federal...

    • Posted April 5, 2016
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  • 160330Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Flannel Feature: Superman vs. Batman

    When true evil lurks, Hog Island superheroes unite. JACKSON HOLE, WY – “Superman vs. Batman” is a fictionalized account of a superhero spat. Hog Island, on the other hand, had a real superhero conflict last week. Lill,...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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  • 160217Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuit Suffrage

    Hog Island honey fights for women’s equality in new extreme sport. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Lill, the adventurer, spiritual seeker, advocate for female empowerment and Hog Island native, recently became the first female to solo a full...

    • Posted February 16, 2016
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  • 151230Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Porky Politics

    Threatened ban could drive Hog Islanders from town grocers. Jackson, WY – Shock waves reverberated through Hog Island with the news that the World Health Organization has declared bacon is unhealthy. Alarm spread from the most modest...

    • Posted December 29, 2015
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  • 151223Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Santa Now Lives in Hog Island

    Jackson, WY – Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house. I was trying to unbutton a pretty girl’s blouse. She was a Westbank girl, her name was Claire, I had hopes that soon she would be totally...

    • Posted December 22, 2015
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  • 151209Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Bodhi Calling

    That’s the same as a booty call, right? Jackson, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been going to meditation class at the Sports Injury Center,” she told me. “It’s wonderful. I sit with...

    • Posted December 8, 2015
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  • 151125Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The First Thanksgiving

    Struggling pilgrims are free at last. Jackson, WY  -I have an invite to go to Lill’s for Thanksgiving dinner! The last time I shared Thanksgiving with Lill she had bacon hors d’oeuvres, bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with bacon,...

    • Posted November 24, 2015
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  • 151104Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Halloween

    Trailer park experiment yields a sophisticated monster. Jackson, WY – At the trailer court they called me mad, insane, but tonight the years of work, of heartache and despair will pay off! In the spare bedroom of...

    • Posted November 3, 2015
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  • 150916Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yogi Criminals

    Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...

    • Posted September 15, 2015
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