All posts tagged "redneck"
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Real Best of
JACKSON HOLE, WY – Every year The Planet does a Best of Jackson Hole issue and every year they get it wrong. Where are the categories for women wearing the shortest skirt, the skimpiest top, the silkiest...
- Posted March 21, 2017
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Town Council in Revolt!
JACKSON HOLE, WY – Ethics experts are criticizing Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume for using the office of mayor to promote his and his family’s private business interests. This reporter discovered that Jackson Hole Distributing donated to Uume’s campaign in...
- Posted February 21, 2017
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island M16 Intel Briefing
Jackson Hole, WY — I was called in to brief Ndogo Uume, the new Hog Island mayor, on our latest intelligence operations. We met in the situation trailer, a 1998 Thunderbird singlewide that had been refitted with...
- Posted January 25, 2017
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A Classy Christmas
A Classy Christmas Twas the night Before Christmas When all through the trailer The girls were drinking Shots as if sailors Alice’s stockings were silk Black and lacy Her skirt rode high It was really quite racy...
- Posted December 20, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Free Speech Protectors
Hog Island defends the First Amendment. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A battle is brewing between Hog Island Mayor-elect Ndogo Uume and community members over civil liberties. The mayor-elect recently tweeted that he favored revoking Hog Island citizenship...
- Posted December 13, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Trump Tirade
We must not assume the traits we condemn. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A preacher was tired of the morally superior tone of his congregation. He told them, “If there was a drunken orgy in town, I would...
- Posted November 22, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness
Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...
- Posted May 17, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sooty Semantics
Beware of ambiguous language used to confuse the masses. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Last week’s Jackson Hole News and Guide carried an advertisement by the Wyoming Wildlife Alliance. The ad quoted a report by a federal...
- Posted April 5, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Flannel Feature: Superman vs. Batman
When true evil lurks, Hog Island superheroes unite. JACKSON HOLE, WY – “Superman vs. Batman” is a fictionalized account of a superhero spat. Hog Island, on the other hand, had a real superhero conflict last week. Lill,...
- Posted March 29, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuit Suffrage
Hog Island honey fights for women’s equality in new extreme sport. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Lill, the adventurer, spiritual seeker, advocate for female empowerment and Hog Island native, recently became the first female to solo a full...
- Posted February 16, 2016