All posts tagged "redneck"

  • 161221redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A Classy Christmas

    A Classy Christmas Twas the night Before Christmas When all through the trailer The girls were drinking Shots as if sailors Alice’s stockings were silk Black and lacy Her skirt rode high It was really quite racy...

    • Posted December 20, 2016
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  • 161214redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Free Speech Protectors

    Hog Island defends the First Amendment. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A battle is brewing between Hog Island Mayor-elect Ndogo Uume and community members over civil liberties. The mayor-elect recently tweeted that he favored revoking Hog Island citizenship...

    • Posted December 13, 2016
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  • 161123redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Trump Tirade

    We must not assume the traits we condemn. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A preacher was tired of the morally superior tone of his congregation. He told them, “If there was a drunken orgy in town, I would...

    • Posted November 22, 2016
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  • 160518Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness

    Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...

    • Posted May 17, 2016
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  • 160406Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sooty Semantics

    Beware of ambiguous language used to confuse the masses.    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Last week’s Jackson Hole News and Guide carried an advertisement by the Wyoming Wildlife Alliance. The ad quoted a report by a federal...

    • Posted April 5, 2016
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  • 160330Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Flannel Feature: Superman vs. Batman

    When true evil lurks, Hog Island superheroes unite. JACKSON HOLE, WY – “Superman vs. Batman” is a fictionalized account of a superhero spat. Hog Island, on the other hand, had a real superhero conflict last week. Lill,...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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  • 160217Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuit Suffrage

    Hog Island honey fights for women’s equality in new extreme sport. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Lill, the adventurer, spiritual seeker, advocate for female empowerment and Hog Island native, recently became the first female to solo a full...

    • Posted February 16, 2016
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  • 151230Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Porky Politics

    Threatened ban could drive Hog Islanders from town grocers. Jackson, WY – Shock waves reverberated through Hog Island with the news that the World Health Organization has declared bacon is unhealthy. Alarm spread from the most modest...

    • Posted December 29, 2015
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  • 151223Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Santa Now Lives in Hog Island

    Jackson, WY – Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house. I was trying to unbutton a pretty girl’s blouse. She was a Westbank girl, her name was Claire, I had hopes that soon she would be totally...

    • Posted December 22, 2015
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  • 151209Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Bodhi Calling

    That’s the same as a booty call, right? Jackson, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been going to meditation class at the Sports Injury Center,” she told me. “It’s wonderful. I sit with...

    • Posted December 8, 2015
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