All posts tagged "redneck"
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness
Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...
- Posted May 17, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sooty Semantics
Beware of ambiguous language used to confuse the masses. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Last week’s Jackson Hole News and Guide carried an advertisement by the Wyoming Wildlife Alliance. The ad quoted a report by a federal...
- Posted April 5, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Flannel Feature: Superman vs. Batman
When true evil lurks, Hog Island superheroes unite. JACKSON HOLE, WY – “Superman vs. Batman” is a fictionalized account of a superhero spat. Hog Island, on the other hand, had a real superhero conflict last week. Lill,...
- Posted March 29, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuit Suffrage
Hog Island honey fights for women’s equality in new extreme sport. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Lill, the adventurer, spiritual seeker, advocate for female empowerment and Hog Island native, recently became the first female to solo a full...
- Posted February 16, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Porky Politics
Threatened ban could drive Hog Islanders from town grocers. Jackson, WY – Shock waves reverberated through Hog Island with the news that the World Health Organization has declared bacon is unhealthy. Alarm spread from the most modest...
- Posted December 29, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Santa Now Lives in Hog Island
Jackson, WY – Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house. I was trying to unbutton a pretty girl’s blouse. She was a Westbank girl, her name was Claire, I had hopes that soon she would be totally...
- Posted December 22, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Bodhi Calling
That’s the same as a booty call, right? Jackson, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been going to meditation class at the Sports Injury Center,” she told me. “It’s wonderful. I sit with...
- Posted December 8, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The First Thanksgiving
Struggling pilgrims are free at last. Jackson, WY -I have an invite to go to Lill’s for Thanksgiving dinner! The last time I shared Thanksgiving with Lill she had bacon hors d’oeuvres, bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with bacon,...
- Posted November 24, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Halloween
Trailer park experiment yields a sophisticated monster. Jackson, WY – At the trailer court they called me mad, insane, but tonight the years of work, of heartache and despair will pay off! In the spare bedroom of...
- Posted November 3, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yogi Criminals
Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...
- Posted September 15, 2015