All posts tagged "horoscopes"

  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 10.12.16

    LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Most of us can’t tickle ourselves. Since we have conscious control of our fingers, we know we can stop any time. Without the element of uncertainty, our squirm reflex doesn’t kick in. But...

    • Posted October 11, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 10.5.16

    LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “It isn’t normal to know what we want,” said psychologist Abraham Maslow. “It is a rare and difficult psychological achievement.” He wasn’t referring to the question of what you want for dinner or...

    • Posted October 4, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 9.28.16

    LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) JACKSON HOLE, WY – Thank you for all the entertainment you’ve provided in the past 12 months, Libra. Since shortly before your birthday in 2015, you have taken lively and gallant actions to...

    • Posted September 28, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 9.21.16

    VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) I’m confident that I will never again need to moonlight as a janitor or dishwasher in order to pay my bills. My gig as a horoscope columnist provides me with enough money to...

    • Posted September 20, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 9.14.16

    VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Caution: You may soon be exposed to outbreaks of peace, intelligence, and mutual admiration. Sweet satisfactions might erupt unexpectedly. Rousing connections could become almost routine, and useful revelations may proliferate. Are you prepared...

    • Posted September 13, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 9.7.16

    VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) JACKSON HOLE, WY – Is “Big Bang” the best term we can come up with to reference the beginning of the universe? It sounds violent and messy—like a random, accidental splatter. I would...

    • Posted September 6, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 8.31.16

    VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Play a joke on your nervous anxiety. Leap off the ground or whirl in a circle five times as you shout, “I am made of love!” Learn the words and melody to a...

    • Posted August 31, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 8.24.16

    VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Suggested experiments: 1. Take a vow that from now on you won’t hide your beauty. 2. Strike a deal with your inner king or inner queen, guaranteeing that this regal part of gets...

    • Posted August 23, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 8.17.16

    LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) In my opinion, you need to bask in the glorious fury of at least one brainstorm—preferably multiple brainstorms over the course of the next two weeks. What can you do to ensure that...

    • Posted August 17, 2016
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  • FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 8.10.16

    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Using scissors, snip off a strand of your hair. As you do, sing a beloved song with uplifting lyrics. Seal the hair in an envelope on which you have written the following: “I...

    • Posted August 9, 2016
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