All posts tagged "hog island"
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Free Speech Protectors
Hog Island defends the First Amendment. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A battle is brewing between Hog Island Mayor-elect Ndogo Uume and community members over civil liberties. The mayor-elect recently tweeted that he favored revoking Hog Island citizenship...
- Posted December 13, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Fight Is On
Race for Hog Island mayor is wrought with scandals. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island’s mayoral race is down to two people, and it is turning into an ugly campaign. Lorna Doon won the August primary with 35...
- Posted October 18, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Strange Things Done in the Midnight Sun…
A poem by Clyde Thornhill. There are strange things done In the land of fun By those who make the scene. The baristas in the latté stores Wear black, silky drawers And is a snowboarder’s dream. The...
- Posted October 4, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Center for Enlightenment
Finally there’s a place for men to feel the zen. JACKSON HOLE, WY – With an explosive growth in cool people projected in the greater Hog Island metro region, I have decided to get a step up...
- Posted September 20, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Westbank Wife Aspirations
How a Hog Island sweetie infiltrated the barista bagel shop scene. JACKSON HOLE, WY – She stood in the dim light of my office doorway looking classy—Pearl Street bagel mug in hand, polar fleece jacket around her...
- Posted September 6, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Politicos Mean Business
Local candidates get serious about important issues at Hog Island forum. JACKSON HOLE, WY – At a Hog Island question-answer session I chatted with local candidates about complex issues facing our community. I questioned commissioner candidate Nikki...
- Posted August 31, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Brothers Grimm in Hog Island
Snow White survives the Seven Rednecks. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Once upon a time in a land called Teton Pines, an evil realtor named Grimhilde stood before her mirror and asked, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who...
- Posted August 23, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Donald Me For Hog Island
The mayoral candidate will build a wall to keep Westbankers out and promises to thwart plans for a new elementary school. JACKSON HOLE, WY – The Hog Island political convention wrapped up this week with Donald Me...
- Posted July 26, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Bodhi Calling
That’s the same as a booty call, right? Jackson, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been going to meditation class at the Sports Injury Center,” she told me. “It’s wonderful. I sit with...
- Posted December 8, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The First Thanksgiving
Struggling pilgrims are free at last. Jackson, WY -I have an invite to go to Lill’s for Thanksgiving dinner! The last time I shared Thanksgiving with Lill she had bacon hors d’oeuvres, bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with bacon,...
- Posted November 24, 2015