All posts tagged "hog island"

  • Redneck Perspective: The Night Before a Hog Island Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas alone in my trailer , no hot babe to disrobe I felt like a failure No stockings to remove no legs to bear, no one for which to play adult truth or...

    • Posted December 13, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clamor Ensues over Pinup Replacement

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume stirred controversy when he removed 2107 Penthouse Playmate of the Year pinup from the Hog Island Town Council Chamber and replaced it with 2016 Playmate Kenna James. Traditionally...

    • Posted June 21, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: True Path to Enlightenment

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – According to the most recent academic account, Siddhartha Gautama (also known as Hogsara Islandvira), the blessed was born to a wealthy family in Teton Pines in the holy year of 5 CE. (CE...

    • Posted June 7, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Controversial Hog Island Principal Appointed

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume’s appointment for principal of the new Hog Island School was approved by the Hog Island Town Council today. “Betsy Ya-vol greatly supported me in the election campaign and...

    • Posted March 15, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Town Council in Revolt!

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Ethics experts are criticizing Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume for using the office of mayor to promote his and his family’s private business interests. This reporter discovered that Jackson Hole Distributing donated to Uume’s campaign in...

    • Posted February 21, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Adopts Alternative Reality

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sean Spicer, press secretary to the new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume, announced that the mayor is planning a gala party to celebrate his favorite team’s victory in the Super Bowl. “The Dallas...

    • Posted January 31, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Emperor’s New Truck

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Politicians and others eager to attach themselves to the new Hog Island mayor, Ndogo Uume, attended his inauguration. The spokesman for the “National Society of Earth is Supported on the Back of a...

    • Posted January 17, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Free Speech Protectors

    Hog Island defends the First Amendment. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A battle is brewing between Hog Island Mayor-elect Ndogo Uume and community members over civil liberties. The mayor-elect recently tweeted that he favored revoking Hog Island citizenship...

    • Posted December 13, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Fight Is On

    Race for Hog Island mayor is wrought with scandals. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island’s mayoral race is down to two people, and it is turning into an ugly campaign. Lorna Doon won the August primary with 35...

    • Posted October 18, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Strange Things Done in the Midnight Sun…

    A poem by Clyde Thornhill. There are strange things done In the land of fun By those who make the scene. The baristas in the latté stores Wear black, silky drawers And is a snowboarder’s dream. The...

    • Posted October 4, 2016
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