All posts tagged "hog island"
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Controversial Hog Island Principal Appointed
JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume’s appointment for principal of the new Hog Island School was approved by the Hog Island Town Council today. “Betsy Ya-vol greatly supported me in the election campaign and...
- Posted March 15, 2017
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Town Council in Revolt!
JACKSON HOLE, WY – Ethics experts are criticizing Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume for using the office of mayor to promote his and his family’s private business interests. This reporter discovered that Jackson Hole Distributing donated to Uume’s campaign in...
- Posted February 21, 2017
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Adopts Alternative Reality
JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sean Spicer, press secretary to the new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume, announced that the mayor is planning a gala party to celebrate his favorite team’s victory in the Super Bowl. “The Dallas...
- Posted January 31, 2017
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Emperor’s New Truck
JACKSON HOLE, WY – Politicians and others eager to attach themselves to the new Hog Island mayor, Ndogo Uume, attended his inauguration. The spokesman for the “National Society of Earth is Supported on the Back of a...
- Posted January 17, 2017
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Free Speech Protectors
Hog Island defends the First Amendment. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A battle is brewing between Hog Island Mayor-elect Ndogo Uume and community members over civil liberties. The mayor-elect recently tweeted that he favored revoking Hog Island citizenship...
- Posted December 13, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Fight Is On
Race for Hog Island mayor is wrought with scandals. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Hog Island’s mayoral race is down to two people, and it is turning into an ugly campaign. Lorna Doon won the August primary with 35...
- Posted October 18, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Strange Things Done in the Midnight Sun…
A poem by Clyde Thornhill. There are strange things done In the land of fun By those who make the scene. The baristas in the latté stores Wear black, silky drawers And is a snowboarder’s dream. The...
- Posted October 4, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Center for Enlightenment
Finally there’s a place for men to feel the zen. JACKSON HOLE, WY – With an explosive growth in cool people projected in the greater Hog Island metro region, I have decided to get a step up...
- Posted September 20, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Westbank Wife Aspirations
How a Hog Island sweetie infiltrated the barista bagel shop scene. JACKSON HOLE, WY – She stood in the dim light of my office doorway looking classy—Pearl Street bagel mug in hand, polar fleece jacket around her...
- Posted September 6, 2016
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Politicos Mean Business
Local candidates get serious about important issues at Hog Island forum. JACKSON HOLE, WY – At a Hog Island question-answer session I chatted with local candidates about complex issues facing our community. I questioned commissioner candidate Nikki...
- Posted August 31, 2016