All posts tagged "christmas"

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A Classy Christmas

    A Classy Christmas Twas the night Before Christmas When all through the trailer The girls were drinking Shots as if sailors Alice’s stockings were silk Black and lacy Her skirt rode high It was really quite racy...

    • Posted December 20, 2016
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  • CINEMA: Christmas Stalkings

    Holiday horror flicks help counterbalance the joy of the season. JACKSON HOLE, WY – What’s to love about Christmas? The rampant commercialization? The long shopping lines and traffic that result from said commercialization? Or putting up with relatives...

    • Posted November 30, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Santa Now Lives in Hog Island

    Jackson, WY – Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house. I was trying to unbutton a pretty girl’s blouse. She was a Westbank girl, her name was Claire, I had hopes that soon she would be totally...

    • Posted December 22, 2015
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  • WELL, THAT HAPPENED: Taste Bud Shockers

    Icelandic specialties such as rotten shark and lamb sushi are a bit new for the North American palate. Jackson, WY – Taking one look at their traditional foodie fare, it’s no secret that Icelanders have some of...

    • Posted December 22, 2015
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  • Gallopin’ Grandma: Other better toys

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Around the first October of every year a tornado of frenzied greed and hysterical angst slammed into our house, coinciding with the arrival of the Sears Christmas toy catalog. In a few weeks...

    • Posted December 23, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: St. Blythe would soon be there

    ’Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house, I was doing bourbon shots and unbuttoning Blythe’s blouse; Her stockings were nylon, I removed them with care, In hopes that black lace soon would be there! Blythe’s...

    • Posted December 16, 2014
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