All posts by Galloping Grandma

About Galloping Grandma

  • Here is Grandma camping in Kansas. She has the latest equipment—the horse is from Hertz Rent-a-Horse. (Photo: gallopin’ grandma)
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Glamping Dreams

    Enduring ‘the great outdoors’ with the family. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Once upon a time, an adorable if somewhat clueless young couple lived in a far northern state where it was usually cold and miserable. Think of...

    • Posted May 24, 2016
    • 0
  • 160413Grandma
    GALLOPING GRANDMA: Amazed in the Land of Odd

    Free-range fast food suits these glutes just fine. When I grew up in the big “out there” long ago, concepts like wellness and working your core were alien to us. If you saw someone running they were...

    • Posted April 13, 2016
    • 0
  • 160323Grandma
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Mattel Envy

    I need to be Barbie; she’s got lots of stuff. JACKSON HOLE, WY – On March 9, 1959, a young lady appeared on the scene. She was 11 inches tall, had a ridiculous figure and lots of...

    • Posted March 23, 2016
    • 0
  • 160127Grandma
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: New Year, New Nonsense

    Jackson, WY – It’s the new year again and the time has come to make all those resolutions we have no intention of keeping. I will explain with a cautionary tale. A friend of mine decided that...

    • Posted January 26, 2016
    • 0
  • 151223Grandma
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Attack of the Cookie Monster

    Store-bought confections are good enough for Santa, and for me. Jackson, WY – I was recently approached by someone who should have known better to take part in a fancy, high society Christmas cookie exchange. I was to...

    • Posted December 22, 2015
    • 0
  • It’s 1918 and my relatives are either hunting for a Thanksgiving turkey or attacking the neighbors for a bath.
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: I did it once, don’t make me do it again

    Nuts to traditions that weren’t that great the first time round. Jackson, WY – Once upon a time, a bunch of tourists were dumped on a rocky beach in New England. They didn’t want to be there,...

    • Posted November 17, 2015
    • 0
  • In 1929, my mother picked this man, my dad, for a husband. She thought he was a snappy dresser... (Photo: gallopin’ grandma)
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Of Life and Buffet Lines

    When the options are plentiful, judicious decisions are a must at restaurants and beyond. Jackson, WY – Not long ago I paid many large bucks for a ticket to a fancy charity dinner. It promised me a...

    • Posted October 27, 2015
    • 0
  • Gallopin’ Grandma’s grandmother, Blanche, at the Sioux City Airport in 1945. She is trading in her helicopter parenting for a B-29 bomber. (Photot: Gallopin’ Grandma)
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Halt Helicopter Parenting

    ‘Submarine Parenting’ is a better method Jackson Hole, Wyoming – A recent email from my friend LaWanda back in my hometown of Corn Cob, Iowa, relates the details of the latest Corn Cob nut attack. It seems that...

    • Posted September 22, 2015
    • 0
  • 150819Grandma
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Humbled by the apron

    Learning lessons of humanity and humiliation from the service industry Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Around this time of the year, the air is filled with the gladsome cries of recent graduates looking forward to a wondrous future,...

    • Posted August 18, 2015
    • 0
  • Gallopin’ Grandma on a date in Hawaii. It wasn’t the worst date she’s ever had and he wasn’t bad kisser, either.
    GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Dating tribulations

    Online and off-line romance can be tough Birds do it, bees do it and I bet you do it, too Do what, you say? Well, let me tell you a story. Sometime ago, far away in Africa,...

    • Posted July 8, 2015
    • 0