All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • RedneckPerspective: Culture time with Clyde

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Planet recently began running a column called Culture Front. It is, as best as I can tell, about the arts, but it gets confusing as one would expect from a column that’s an...

    • Posted June 17, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Instagram inspiration

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Two nights ago, Lill, my redneck girlfriend, came over all distraught. The transmission had gone out in her Chevy one-ton truck and she was forced to borrow her cousin’s Ford. “Can I spend...

    • Posted June 3, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Oysters on the great room

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a bit of a plaything, “Pepe le pew with a view” as she lovingly calls me, invited me to...

    • Posted May 20, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Philosophical gamble

    JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by the trailer after her book club meeting. “We talked about the novel Light Between Oceans,” she said, giving me the superior look she picked up after marrying Manchester and moving to...

    • Posted May 6, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A propre Wyomning edukation

    JACKSON, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover, stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been appointed assistant to the Public Education Information Coordinator by the Governor,” she said. “We assure that the teaching of science in public...

    • Posted April 22, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Ecstatic unfoldment

    JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by my trailer unable to contain her excitement. “I’m attending an ecstatic living retreat at the eco-chic Amansala Resort in Tulum Mexico!” she said. “What’s eco-chic?” I asked. “You know, eco-chic,” she...

    • Posted April 8, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Parks, packrafts and pretty girls

    JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by the trailer last week to invite me snowshoeing. While the physical properties of snowshoeing, such as mass versus surface area, are intriguing, the actual activity generates little interest. There is no...

    • Posted March 25, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: SPET tax for bagel walkers

    With all the focus on Specific Purpose Excise Tax and the sundry selection of proposed SPET projects, I think it is time to find creative funding mechanisms for truly essential projects. Number one on the list is...

    • Posted March 12, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Helping men overcome emotional issues

    JACKSON, WYO – I stopped by Healthy Being Juicery hoping Susie would snag me a free juice. Instead of drinking it, I repackage it in Bud Light bottles and sell it at half price to the deranged...

    • Posted February 25, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Muffins, Socrates and whips

    JACKSON, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover and sponsored ambassador for CollarNcuffs whips, as well as creator of an online newsletter for lash aficionados she calls The Flogger Blogger, has been out of a job since her...

    • Posted February 11, 2014
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