All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Two ‘Halfs’ Make a Whole

    He’s a little bit country; she’s a little bit liberal. JACKSON HOLE, WY – There is competition between liberals and conservatives over who can create the greatest race-related controversy with the least amount of substantive fact. At...

    • Posted March 1, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuit Suffrage

    Hog Island honey fights for women’s equality in new extreme sport. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Lill, the adventurer, spiritual seeker, advocate for female empowerment and Hog Island native, recently became the first female to solo a full...

    • Posted February 16, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Bike Path Faces Scrutiny

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Hog Island may face legal problems if it fails to provide additional data to support its preferred option to not build a bike path through the trailer park according to an opinion recently solicited...

    • Posted February 9, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Pilsner, Pickups and Potato Chips

    Man-to-Man coverage of Super Sunday’s Pigskin Classic. Jackson, WY – It’s time for the Super Bowl! Four hours of drinking, eating, and television, all so we can watch the less-than 12 minutes of action that takes place...

    • Posted February 2, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Up with Dogs

    PAWs will pursue a vertical dog park. Jackson, WY – Jackson Hole canines and their human companions are asking the Jackson Town Council for a new vertical dog park to be built on the strip of land...

    • Posted January 19, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Porky Politics

    Threatened ban could drive Hog Islanders from town grocers. Jackson, WY – Shock waves reverberated through Hog Island with the news that the World Health Organization has declared bacon is unhealthy. Alarm spread from the most modest...

    • Posted December 29, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Santa Now Lives in Hog Island

    Jackson, WY – Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house. I was trying to unbutton a pretty girl’s blouse. She was a Westbank girl, her name was Claire, I had hopes that soon she would be totally...

    • Posted December 22, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Bodhi Calling

    That’s the same as a booty call, right? Jackson, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been going to meditation class at the Sports Injury Center,” she told me. “It’s wonderful. I sit with...

    • Posted December 8, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The First Thanksgiving

    Struggling pilgrims are free at last. Jackson, WY  -I have an invite to go to Lill’s for Thanksgiving dinner! The last time I shared Thanksgiving with Lill she had bacon hors d’oeuvres, bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with bacon,...

    • Posted November 24, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Highbrow Hog Island

    Public art to heighten Hoback sophistication. Jackson, WY – Carry Gervaise, director of the Greater Hog Island/Hoback Public Art Task Force, presented conceptual drawings for a public art project during the Hog Island Council meeting last week....

    • Posted November 10, 2015
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