- The Boomerang Effect: Jackson’s gravitational force difficult to escape
- FEED ME: SLC airport eats beat out Denver’s
- GET OUT: Snowvember ice
- MUSIC BOX: Brother Mule reunites at Dornan’s
- THIS WEEK: November 26 – December 2
- DEAR ROCKY LOVE: Ready or not?
- GALLOPIN’ GRANDMA: Did anyone see a turkey go by?
- WELL, THAT HAPPENED: Mockingjay I: Full price, half the movie
- THEM ON US
- PROPS & DISSES
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island retreat on VRBO
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – I awoke in the middle of the night to someone banging on the front door of my trailer. I used to keep a loaded shotgun bedside, but not since last winter when Alice, my...
- Posted July 30, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Economic Summit
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover, was all excited when she stopped by last night. “I went to the fifth annual Rocky Mountain Economic Summit at the Center for the Arts,” she gushed. “Was there food?”...
- Posted July 16, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Day Camp
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – I stopped by Shades as Susie was getting ready to go on break. She grabbed a day-old cappuccino-raspberry-pumpkin-cinnamon muffin for me, and a bowl of a salad-looking substance with carrots, other vegetable stuff and...
- Posted July 2, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Subsidize Hoback pole dancers
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Uncle Jed wanted me to write a proposal to the Wyoming Business Council for a $1.5 million economic devolvement grant. Uncle Jed lived with his girlfriend Thelma, and Scooter, his blue heeler, in a...
- Posted June 18, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: “Circling Hog Island” premieres
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Mary, the publisher, called me to her office. “Ceci Clover announced last week that she is through writing the column ‘Circling the Square’ for the News & Guide,” Mary said. “JH Weekly has struggled...
- Posted June 4, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Book club revealed
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Mary Grossman, JH Weekly publisher, told me I need to “engage the world with a broader perspective” than past columns have indicated. To help prime the pump, she took the liberty of signing me...
- Posted May 21, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuits, gravy, nirvana
JACKSON HOLE. WYO – Susie told me I was not enlightened after I ordered biscuits and gravy at Lotus Organic Bakery and Cafe. They didn’t have biscuits and gravy, unfortunately, and I had to settle for steamed quinoa...
- Posted May 7, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A curved bridge to the Caribbean
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Susie and her husband just returned from a vacation in the Caribbean. “It was awesome,” she told me. “We went to a resort especially built to protect the environment and employ indigenous people so...
- Posted April 23, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Whiskeybeer Report
It’s time for the Whiskeybeer Fund’s annual Real Estate Ad Report. Whiskeybeer is the Hog Island equivalent of The Brandywine Fund, but unlike Foster Friess and his multitude of expensive associates, Whiskeybeer has just one manager: me....
- Posted April 2, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Higher thinking at hot yoga
I stopped by Shades to scan the selection of day-olds. Lisa was in back so Susie snagged me a muffin. “It’s bran,” I complained indignantly. “I was hoping for orange poppy seed.” “Those sold out,” she explained...
- Posted March 19, 2013