- FEATURE: Voices of Choice
- THE FOODIE FILES: Spring in a Bowl
- GUEST OPINION: A Big Win for Wolverines
- THEM ON US
- THE BUZZ: Nest Contention
- MUSIC BOX: Double Dub and Keyed-up Piano
- IMBIBE: Dramatic Alto Adige
- CREATIVE PEAKS: In-house and Homemade
- GET OUT: Utah State of Mind
- WELL, THAT HAPPENED: The Swashbuckler
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Cafe
Jackson, Wyoming – Readers of Carol Mann’s Cosmic Café probably don’t realize that I am also clairvoyant, a seeker of the sacred and mystical, that I possess a deep understanding of karma, reincarnation, universal principles, metaphysical tradition,...
- Posted April 14, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enhanced streams and legacy properties
Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s Realtor and my latest inamorata, stopped by my trailer last week. “Sotheby’s on MSN!” she exclaimed. “There’s a pictorial in its online news showing the most expensive home in Wyoming. And guess what?...
- Posted April 7, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: 50 Shades of Black Silk
Last week I interviewed Christina Grey for The Planet. Christina is a Sotheby’s realtor who amassed a fortune by selling unique, one-of-a-kind, unmatched, exceptional, distinctive, legacy properties with panoramic, amazing and powerful views. There was immediate chemistry...
- Posted February 24, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Seducing with juicing, poetry
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – In an attempt to cure end of football season depression, I headed to Healthy Being Juicery to score some feminine companionship. For those of us possessing knowledge in the abstract arena of female...
- Posted February 10, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Islander takes on ‘Rocky Love’
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Planet recently canceled its dating in the Tetons advice column called “Dear Rocky Love.” The Rocky Love columnist obviously did her writing while strung out on Prozac, chamomile tea, and Harlequin novels....
- Posted January 27, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island joins Wilson Zone
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Goldman Sachs vice president of ethics, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied cabana boy, was in town last week. Between our bouts of lust she had her nose in her...
- Posted January 13, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Resolved to drink more
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Susie, my Healthy Being Juice girl, stopped by last night. “I have my New Year’s resolution made!” she exclaimed. “I can’t wait to hear,” I said, showing the animated excitement of a snail...
- Posted December 31, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: St. Blythe would soon be there
’Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house, I was doing bourbon shots and unbuttoning Blythe’s blouse; Her stockings were nylon, I removed them with care, In hopes that black lace soon would be there! Blythe’s...
- Posted December 16, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: If you build it, they will drink
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Jackson Town Council’s discussions about a private/public rock gym and coasters on Snow King sparked debate about municipal infrastructure in Hog Island. At the recent Hog Island Urban Renewal Committee meeting, public...
- Posted December 2, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Chisler 348 death causes outrage
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Wildlife watchers and photographers are questioning why a yearling male Uinta Ground Squirrel, locally known as Chisler 348, was euthanized by Wyoming Game and Fish Department officials. Chisler 348 had been a favorite...
- Posted November 18, 2014