- Town buys out Budges
- GET OUT: Picnic pleasures
- WELL, THAT HAPPENED: Dogs over democracy?
- THE BUZZ: Homestead Act II
- FEATURE: Craighead’s Water World
- THE BUZZ: The Beautiful struggle
- CREATIVE PEAKS: Time and spaces
- MUSIC BOX: Finest tunes
- THE FOODIE FILES: Centenarian secrets
- THE BUZZ: Teewinot claims two
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Ecstatic unfoldment
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by my trailer unable to contain her excitement. “I’m attending an ecstatic living retreat at the eco-chic Amansala Resort in Tulum Mexico!” she said. “What’s eco-chic?” I asked. “You know, eco-chic,” she...
- Posted April 8, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Parks, packrafts and pretty girls
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by the trailer last week to invite me snowshoeing. While the physical properties of snowshoeing, such as mass versus surface area, are intriguing, the actual activity generates little interest. There is no...
- Posted March 25, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: SPET tax for bagel walkers
With all the focus on Specific Purpose Excise Tax and the sundry selection of proposed SPET projects, I think it is time to find creative funding mechanisms for truly essential projects. Number one on the list is...
- Posted March 12, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Helping men overcome emotional issues
JACKSON, WYO – I stopped by Healthy Being Juicery hoping Susie would snag me a free juice. Instead of drinking it, I repackage it in Bud Light bottles and sell it at half price to the deranged...
- Posted February 25, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Muffins, Socrates and whips
JACKSON, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover and sponsored ambassador for CollarNcuffs whips, as well as creator of an online newsletter for lash aficionados she calls The Flogger Blogger, has been out of a job since her...
- Posted February 11, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Market Manipulation saves juicery
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by my trailer in tears. Dealing with emotionally irrational females (as if there is another kind) can have pleasant side effects if the situation is handled properly. “Clyde,” she cried. “I’m so...
- Posted January 28, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enroll now for HICS
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – To provide an option to the controversial Common Core Curriculum adopted by local schools, I have opened the Hog Island Community School (HICS). One of Common Core’s many failings is the replacement of...
- Posted January 14, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Moving on from muffins
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Many in Jackson are lamenting the closing of Shades Café and the loss of menu staples such as Eggs Tomavo, delicious homemade soups and robust salads. Also gone will be the generous support...
- Posted December 30, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Dickens of a redneck Christmas
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – After a strenuous day of Christmas shopping, I was relaxing at the trailer with a case of Budweiser, some pork rinds, and the TV clicker. I already had gifts for all my girls:...
- Posted December 17, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Are hunters Nazis or Klansman?
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – After reading News&Guide editorials for the last month, I find myself in the midst of an identity crisis. Am I a Nazi or a member of the Klan? It was suggested by Todd...
- Posted December 3, 2013