All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: God-given guns
Constitution, Creator have granted us concealed carry Jackson, WY – Alice, my Republican lover, came by my trailer last night all excited. “Guess what?” she exclaimed. “Your bondage and domination tendencies have evolved and now you’re the...
- Posted August 4, 2015
REDNECK: Exempt from ‘Obey’
Stop sign art has one cyclist reeling Susie, my organic juice girl, insisted I get more exercise. So, I tried. I left my TV clicker in another room and changed channels by hand, traveling between the couch...
- Posted July 28, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Endangered species gets protection
Wealthy areas to enjoy ‘diversity’ with redneck reintroduction Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Save Historical Jackson Hole has filed a lawsuit in federal court to enforce the Endangered Species Act and the reintroduction of rednecks to the Westbank....
- Posted July 15, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: I fixed the housing shortage
Low-end housing for Jackson’s workforce Subsidized housing is the new catch phrase in Jackson. The business community supports subsidized housing to keep a supply of cheap workers available and workers support subsidized housing so they can have...
- Posted June 30, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Holding accused in Inflategate
Soroptimist of Jackson Hole is appealing a decision from the NFL (National Falsie League) to punish the local charity for overinflation of falsies. According to Commissioner Rogene Goodell, falsies were inflated beyond the allowed 12.5 to 13.5...
- Posted May 27, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Tater tots and whiskey bank notes
Nothing heats up Alice, my Republican lover, like presidential politics. This year she’s supporting Rand Paul. She stopped by my trailer last week and spent two hours physically expressing her political zeal. Some people hate that the...
- Posted May 12, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Detective Thornhill on the greens
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I looked up from the paper as Sheriff Whalen walked into my office. Hes hated my guts ever since I busted a smuggling ring that was trafficking pure wasabi in false bottom snowboards,...
- Posted April 29, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Cafe
Jackson, Wyoming – Readers of Carol Mann’s Cosmic Café probably don’t realize that I am also clairvoyant, a seeker of the sacred and mystical, that I possess a deep understanding of karma, reincarnation, universal principles, metaphysical tradition,...
- Posted April 14, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enhanced streams and legacy properties
Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s Realtor and my latest inamorata, stopped by my trailer last week. “Sotheby’s on MSN!” she exclaimed. “There’s a pictorial in its online news showing the most expensive home in Wyoming. And guess what?...
- Posted April 7, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: 50 Shades of Black Silk
Last week I interviewed Christina Grey for The Planet. Christina is a Sotheby’s realtor who amassed a fortune by selling unique, one-of-a-kind, unmatched, exceptional, distinctive, legacy properties with panoramic, amazing and powerful views. There was immediate chemistry...
- Posted February 24, 2015