All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Economic Summit

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Alice, my Republican lover, was all excited when she stopped by last night. “I went to the fifth annual Rocky Mountain Economic Summit at the Center for the Arts,” she gushed. “Was there food?”...

    • Posted July 16, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Day Camp

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I stopped by Shades as Susie was getting ready to go on break. She grabbed a day-old cappuccino-raspberry-pumpkin-cinnamon muffin for me, and a bowl of a salad-looking substance with carrots, other vegetable stuff and...

    • Posted July 2, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Subsidize Hoback pole dancers

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Uncle Jed wanted me to write a proposal to the Wyoming Business Council for a $1.5 million economic devolvement grant. Uncle Jed lived with his girlfriend Thelma, and Scooter, his blue heeler, in a...

    • Posted June 18, 2013
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: “Circling Hog Island” premieres

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Mary, the publisher, called me to her office. “Ceci Clover announced last week that she is through writing the column ‘Circling the Square’ for the News & Guide,” Mary said. “JH Weekly has struggled...

    • Posted June 4, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Book club revealed

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Mary Grossman, JH Weekly publisher, told me I need to “engage the world with a broader perspective” than past columns have indicated. To help prime the pump, she took the liberty of signing me...

    • Posted May 21, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuits, gravy, nirvana

    JACKSON HOLE. WYO - Susie told me I was not enlightened after I ordered biscuits and gravy at Lotus Organic Bakery and Cafe. They didn’t have biscuits and gravy, unfortunately, and I had to settle for steamed quinoa...

    • Posted May 7, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A curved bridge to the Caribbean

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Susie and her husband just returned from a vacation in the Caribbean. “It was awesome,” she told me. “We went to a resort especially built to protect the environment and employ indigenous people so...

    • Posted April 23, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Whiskeybeer Report

    It’s time for the Whiskeybeer Fund’s annual Real Estate Ad Report. Whiskeybeer is the Hog Island equivalent of The Brandywine Fund, but unlike Foster Friess and his multitude of expensive associates, Whiskeybeer has just one manager: me....

    • Posted April 2, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Higher thinking at hot yoga

    I stopped by Shades to scan the selection of day-olds. Lisa was in back so Susie snagged me a muffin. “It’s bran,” I complained indignantly. “I was hoping for orange poppy seed.” “Those sold out,” she explained...

    • Posted March 19, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Second Amendment foreplay

    Beaming with joy, Alice, my Republican lover, stopped by the trailer last week. “What a great year in the Wyoming Legislature,” she announced. “Almost all the gun bills passed!” Damn, I thought. I had only seen Alice...

    • Posted March 6, 2013
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