All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Milking the Frappuccino culture

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover, wanted to meet at the new Starbucks. Personally, I miss the pre-Starbucks-Seattle-Microsoft era. You could buy a cup of coffee for fifty cents and no one even considered putting...

    • Posted September 24, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hedging life’s real risks

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice president of ethics for Goldman Sachs, and for whom I served as a mastress, (a male mistress) spent some time at her home in Teton Pines last week. Her days...

    • Posted September 10, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Fishin’ for votes in hot water

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Alice was in an angry mood when she stopped by my trailer last night. She is often angry, as she is, after all, a Republican. She once expressed her fury with a fervent display...

    • Posted August 27, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island think tank swimmin’

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I swung by Shades just as they were closing for the day, the best time to snag free muffins. Shades will sell today’s muffins tomorrow as day-olds as their monetary basis, if viewed through...

    • Posted August 13, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island retreat on VRBO

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I awoke in the middle of the night to someone banging on the front door of my trailer. I used to keep a loaded shotgun bedside, but not since last winter when Alice, my...

    • Posted July 30, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Economic Summit

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Alice, my Republican lover, was all excited when she stopped by last night. “I went to the fifth annual Rocky Mountain Economic Summit at the Center for the Arts,” she gushed. “Was there food?”...

    • Posted July 16, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Day Camp

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I stopped by Shades as Susie was getting ready to go on break. She grabbed a day-old cappuccino-raspberry-pumpkin-cinnamon muffin for me, and a bowl of a salad-looking substance with carrots, other vegetable stuff and...

    • Posted July 2, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Subsidize Hoback pole dancers

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Uncle Jed wanted me to write a proposal to the Wyoming Business Council for a $1.5 million economic devolvement grant. Uncle Jed lived with his girlfriend Thelma, and Scooter, his blue heeler, in a...

    • Posted June 18, 2013
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: “Circling Hog Island” premieres

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Mary, the publisher, called me to her office. “Ceci Clover announced last week that she is through writing the column ‘Circling the Square’ for the News & Guide,” Mary said. “JH Weekly has struggled...

    • Posted June 4, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Book club revealed

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Mary Grossman, JH Weekly publisher, told me I need to “engage the world with a broader perspective” than past columns have indicated. To help prime the pump, she took the liberty of signing me...

    • Posted May 21, 2013
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