- FEATURE: Voices of Choice
- THE FOODIE FILES: Spring in a Bowl
- GUEST OPINION: A Big Win for Wolverines
- THEM ON US
- THE BUZZ: Nest Contention
- MUSIC BOX: Double Dub and Keyed-up Piano
- IMBIBE: Dramatic Alto Adige
- CREATIVE PEAKS: In-house and Homemade
- GET OUT: Utah State of Mind
- WELL, THAT HAPPENED: The Swashbuckler
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hip Hog Island
Gentrification plan calls for yuppies and art I am working with Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time belamours, to transform greater Hog Island into a trendy, upscale neighborhood like New York’s East Village, the...
- Posted September 8, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island economics
Thornhill hedge fund will bring in the dough Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice-president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as her Hog Island paramour, is in town for the Reserve Bank of Kansas City economic symposium....
- Posted August 25, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Rebranding Hog Island
The classiest area in town is due for a makeover Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time paramours spent the night at my trailer. Our favorite fantasy is that I’m a potential buyer of...
- Posted August 11, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: God-given guns
Constitution, Creator have granted us concealed carry Jackson, WY – Alice, my Republican lover, came by my trailer last night all excited. “Guess what?” she exclaimed. “Your bondage and domination tendencies have evolved and now you’re the...
- Posted August 4, 2015
REDNECK: Exempt from ‘Obey’
Stop sign art has one cyclist reeling Susie, my organic juice girl, insisted I get more exercise. So, I tried. I left my TV clicker in another room and changed channels by hand, traveling between the couch...
- Posted July 28, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Endangered species gets protection
Wealthy areas to enjoy ‘diversity’ with redneck reintroduction Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Save Historical Jackson Hole has filed a lawsuit in federal court to enforce the Endangered Species Act and the reintroduction of rednecks to the Westbank....
- Posted July 15, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: I fixed the housing shortage
Low-end housing for Jackson’s workforce Subsidized housing is the new catch phrase in Jackson. The business community supports subsidized housing to keep a supply of cheap workers available and workers support subsidized housing so they can have...
- Posted June 30, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Holding accused in Inflategate
Soroptimist of Jackson Hole is appealing a decision from the NFL (National Falsie League) to punish the local charity for overinflation of falsies. According to Commissioner Rogene Goodell, falsies were inflated beyond the allowed 12.5 to 13.5...
- Posted May 27, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Tater tots and whiskey bank notes
Nothing heats up Alice, my Republican lover, like presidential politics. This year she’s supporting Rand Paul. She stopped by my trailer last week and spent two hours physically expressing her political zeal. Some people hate that the...
- Posted May 12, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Detective Thornhill on the greens
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I looked up from the paper as Sheriff Whalen walked into my office. Hes hated my guts ever since I busted a smuggling ring that was trafficking pure wasabi in false bottom snowboards,...
- Posted April 29, 2015