All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • RED NECK PERSPECTIVE: Love Trumps Hate

    When political engagement brings people ‘together.’ JACKSON HOLE, WY – My Republican lover Alice, assistant to the media chair for the Teton County Trump campaign, stopped by my trailer last week. She was in an agitated state....

    • Posted August 2, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Donald Me For Hog Island

    The mayoral candidate will build a wall to keep Westbankers out and promises to thwart plans for a new elementary school. JACKSON HOLE, WY – The Hog Island political convention wrapped up this week with Donald Me...

    • Posted July 26, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sustainable Crimes

    The valley’s green market erodes the moral fiber of a community. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sheriff Whalen walks into my office with the cocky arrogance of a Westbanker at a wine tasting. “We have a problem,” he...

    • Posted July 20, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sugar and Spice

    The dark side of real estate and wrongdoing in Jackson Hole. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sugar walks into my office, her eyes taking in the yellowed tile, the chipped paint, the empty bottle of cheap bourbon on...

    • Posted July 12, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Asset Portfolio

    Investment strategies for rednecks by the fluid ounce. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Due to my extensive knowledge of economics I have decided to print an advice column on investing, featuring questions from readers. Consider me a Hog...

    • Posted July 5, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clyde On Politics

    2016: Election or infection? JACKSON HOLE, WY – The candidates in this year’s presidential election are feeding off voter discontent like jackals on a bloated carcass. Bernie Sanders gained a huge following by promising to take the...

    • Posted June 14, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yoga Assana

    From downward dog to upward fog, it’s game on. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last week. She brought over several bottles of expired Thrive, a cold pressed juice form Healthy Being Juicery. Thrive...

    • Posted May 31, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness

    Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...

    • Posted May 17, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Truck-ed Sparks Controversy

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Uproar over Teton County School District’s decision to invite and then uninvite an abstinence presenter to its classrooms has parents demanding more oversight of auto shop curriculum. Speaker Shelly Donahue originally was to...

    • Posted May 3, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Higher Education, Lower Consummation

    Scientific Merican: Do they make lab coats in camo? JACKSON HOLE, WY – America needs skilled teachers in the sciences and, as an expert on astrophysics, I am hoping to land a teaching job at the new Hog...

    • Posted April 19, 2016
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