- THE BUZZ: Tenement Tenting
- MUSIC BOX: Wyoming Songwriters Highjacked
- GET OUT: Icy Heat
- GUEST OPINION: Build it for Piper
- THE FOODIE FILES: Taste the Wild Side
- FEATURE: Turning Away from the Ledge
- Grizzly End for 399’s Cub
- Tapia’s Death No Longer Classified Suspicious
- FEATURE: Summer of Jams
- THE BUZZ 2: Priority Pass
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Big Bootie Candy
One working woman who was somehow excluded from ‘Jackson Hole Women.’ Jackson, WY – “The News&Guide is featuring me in their special section ‘Jackson Hole Women,’” Susie told me all excited. “The piece about my nonprofit that...
- Posted October 20, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hoback Goes to Washington
How to play the parties like a boss Jackson, WY – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Vice President of Ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied play toy, had her private jet fly me to Washington...
- Posted October 13, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hillbilly Hip
Living life as a Hog Island hipster Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I was getting bored with Lil, Susie and Alice. Blythe was out of town. The off-season’s meager selection of Utah girls was also uninspiring so I headed...
- Posted September 29, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yogi Criminals
Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...
- Posted September 15, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hip Hog Island
Gentrification plan calls for yuppies and art I am working with Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time belamours, to transform greater Hog Island into a trendy, upscale neighborhood like New York’s East Village, the...
- Posted September 8, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island economics
Thornhill hedge fund will bring in the dough Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice-president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as her Hog Island paramour, is in town for the Reserve Bank of Kansas City economic symposium....
- Posted August 25, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Rebranding Hog Island
The classiest area in town is due for a makeover Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time paramours spent the night at my trailer. Our favorite fantasy is that I’m a potential buyer of...
- Posted August 11, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: God-given guns
Constitution, Creator have granted us concealed carry Jackson, WY – Alice, my Republican lover, came by my trailer last night all excited. “Guess what?” she exclaimed. “Your bondage and domination tendencies have evolved and now you’re the...
- Posted August 4, 2015
REDNECK: Exempt from ‘Obey’
Stop sign art has one cyclist reeling Susie, my organic juice girl, insisted I get more exercise. So, I tried. I left my TV clicker in another room and changed channels by hand, traveling between the couch...
- Posted July 28, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Endangered species gets protection
Wealthy areas to enjoy ‘diversity’ with redneck reintroduction Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Save Historical Jackson Hole has filed a lawsuit in federal court to enforce the Endangered Species Act and the reintroduction of rednecks to the Westbank....
- Posted July 15, 2015