All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Brothers Grimm in Hog Island

    Snow White survives the Seven Rednecks. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Once upon a time in a land called Teton Pines, an evil realtor named Grimhilde stood before her mirror and asked, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who...

    • Posted August 23, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Endangered Bud

    A consortium threatens the Hog Island beer market. JACKSON HOLE, WY – As the world’s central bankers meet at Jackson Lake Lodge next week for the 2016 Economic Symposium, there is a monetary crisis occurring right under their...

    • Posted August 17, 2016
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  • RED NECK PERSPECTIVE: Love Trumps Hate

    When political engagement brings people ‘together.’ JACKSON HOLE, WY – My Republican lover Alice, assistant to the media chair for the Teton County Trump campaign, stopped by my trailer last week. She was in an agitated state....

    • Posted August 2, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Donald Me For Hog Island

    The mayoral candidate will build a wall to keep Westbankers out and promises to thwart plans for a new elementary school. JACKSON HOLE, WY – The Hog Island political convention wrapped up this week with Donald Me...

    • Posted July 26, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sustainable Crimes

    The valley’s green market erodes the moral fiber of a community. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sheriff Whalen walks into my office with the cocky arrogance of a Westbanker at a wine tasting. “We have a problem,” he...

    • Posted July 20, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sugar and Spice

    The dark side of real estate and wrongdoing in Jackson Hole. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sugar walks into my office, her eyes taking in the yellowed tile, the chipped paint, the empty bottle of cheap bourbon on...

    • Posted July 12, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Asset Portfolio

    Investment strategies for rednecks by the fluid ounce. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Due to my extensive knowledge of economics I have decided to print an advice column on investing, featuring questions from readers. Consider me a Hog...

    • Posted July 5, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clyde On Politics

    2016: Election or infection? JACKSON HOLE, WY – The candidates in this year’s presidential election are feeding off voter discontent like jackals on a bloated carcass. Bernie Sanders gained a huge following by promising to take the...

    • Posted June 14, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yoga Assana

    From downward dog to upward fog, it’s game on. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last week. She brought over several bottles of expired Thrive, a cold pressed juice form Healthy Being Juicery. Thrive...

    • Posted May 31, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness

    Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...

    • Posted May 17, 2016
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