All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • 151014Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Big Bootie Candy

    One working woman who was somehow excluded from ‘Jackson Hole Women.’ Jackson, WY – “The News&Guide is featuring me in their special section ‘Jackson Hole Women,’” Susie told me all excited. “The piece about my nonprofit that...

    • Posted October 20, 2015
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  • 151014Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hoback Goes to Washington

    How to play the parties like a boss Jackson, WY – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Vice President of Ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied play toy, had her private jet fly me to Washington...

    • Posted October 13, 2015
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  • 150930Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hillbilly Hip

    Living life as a Hog Island hipster Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I was getting bored with Lil, Susie and Alice. Blythe was out of town. The off-season’s meager selection of Utah girls was also uninspiring so I headed...

    • Posted September 29, 2015
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  • 150916Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yogi Criminals

    Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...

    • Posted September 15, 2015
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  • 150909Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hip Hog Island

    Gentrification plan calls for yuppies and art I am working with Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time belamours, to transform greater Hog Island into a trendy, upscale neighborhood like New York’s East Village, the...

    • Posted September 8, 2015
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  • 150826Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island economics

    Thornhill hedge fund will bring in the dough Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice-president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as her Hog Island paramour, is in town for the Reserve Bank of Kansas City economic symposium....

    • Posted August 25, 2015
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  • 150812Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Rebranding Hog Island

    The classiest area in town is due for a makeover Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time paramours spent the night at my trailer. Our favorite fantasy is that I’m a potential buyer of...

    • Posted August 11, 2015
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  • 150805Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: God-given guns

    Constitution, Creator have granted us concealed carry Jackson, WY – Alice, my Republican lover, came by my trailer last night all excited. “Guess what?” she exclaimed. “Your bondage and domination tendencies have evolved and now you’re the...

    • Posted August 4, 2015
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  • 150729Redneck
    REDNECK: Exempt from ‘Obey’

    Stop sign art has one cyclist reeling Susie, my organic juice girl, insisted I get more exercise. So, I tried. I left my TV clicker in another room and changed channels by hand, traveling between the couch...

    • Posted July 28, 2015
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  • 150715Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Endangered species gets protection

    Wealthy areas to enjoy ‘diversity’ with redneck reintroduction Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Save Historical Jackson Hole has filed a lawsuit in federal court to enforce the Endangered Species Act and the reintroduction of rednecks to the Westbank....

    • Posted July 15, 2015
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