All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Thornhill: Breaking yoga

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – I’m sitting in my office smoking cigarettes between shots of cheap bourbon and bad memories. Velda ran off with a sponsored snowboarder and the promise of a free Burton board. I feel empty,...

    • Posted November 19, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Physics Require Quantum Leap

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Normal people are often intimidated by physics and quantum theory. After all, Albert Einstein’s appearance does not bolster confidence in his ability to discern universal truths. I have decided to provide an explanation...

    • Posted November 5, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clyde strayed, only pieces found

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – In honor of “Wild” author Cheryl Strayed appearing at “Page to the Podium,” I offer a column that appeared two years ago when her book was the latest in the confused-female-finding-herself-in-nature genre. Her...

    • Posted October 22, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Slow Food, fast women

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Disheartened by the Washington D.C. car chase and shooting, I stopped by Shades with hopes that Susie would offer emotional support by way of a free day-old muffin. It was very tragic that a...

    • Posted October 8, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Milking the Frappuccino culture

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover, wanted to meet at the new Starbucks. Personally, I miss the pre-Starbucks-Seattle-Microsoft era. You could buy a cup of coffee for fifty cents and no one even considered putting...

    • Posted September 24, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hedging life’s real risks

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice president of ethics for Goldman Sachs, and for whom I served as a mastress, (a male mistress) spent some time at her home in Teton Pines last week. Her days...

    • Posted September 10, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Fishin’ for votes in hot water

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Alice was in an angry mood when she stopped by my trailer last night. She is often angry, as she is, after all, a Republican. She once expressed her fury with a fervent display...

    • Posted August 27, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island think tank swimmin’

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I swung by Shades just as they were closing for the day, the best time to snag free muffins. Shades will sell today’s muffins tomorrow as day-olds as their monetary basis, if viewed through...

    • Posted August 13, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island retreat on VRBO

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I awoke in the middle of the night to someone banging on the front door of my trailer. I used to keep a loaded shotgun bedside, but not since last winter when Alice, my...

    • Posted July 30, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Economic Summit

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Alice, my Republican lover, was all excited when she stopped by last night. “I went to the fifth annual Rocky Mountain Economic Summit at the Center for the Arts,” she gushed. “Was there food?”...

    • Posted July 16, 2013
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