All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Tater tots and whiskey bank notes

    Nothing heats up Alice, my Republican lover, like presidential politics. This year she’s supporting Rand Paul. She stopped by my trailer last week and spent two hours physically expressing her political zeal. Some people hate that the...

    • Posted May 12, 2015
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Detective Thornhill on the greens

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I looked up from the paper as Sheriff Whalen walked into my office. Hes hated my guts ever since I busted a smuggling ring that was trafficking pure wasabi in false bottom snowboards,...

    • Posted April 29, 2015
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    Jackson, Wyoming – Readers of Carol Mann’s Cosmic Café probably don’t realize that I am also clairvoyant, a seeker of the sacred and mystical, that I possess a deep understanding of karma, reincarnation, universal principles, metaphysical tradition,...

    • Posted April 14, 2015
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enhanced streams and legacy properties

    Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s Realtor and my latest inamorata, stopped by my trailer last week. “Sotheby’s on MSN!” she exclaimed. “There’s a pictorial in its online news showing the most expensive home in Wyoming. And guess what?...

    • Posted April 7, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: 50 Shades of Black Silk

    Last week I interviewed Christina Grey for The Planet. Christina is a Sotheby’s realtor who amassed a fortune by selling unique, one-of-a-kind, unmatched, exceptional, distinctive, legacy properties with panoramic, amazing and powerful views. There was immediate chemistry...

    • Posted February 24, 2015
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    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Seducing with juicing, poetry

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – In an attempt to cure end of football season depression, I headed to Healthy Being Juicery to score some feminine companionship. For those of us possessing knowledge in the abstract arena of female...

    • Posted February 10, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Islander takes on ‘Rocky Love’

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Planet recently canceled its dating in the Tetons advice column called “Dear Rocky Love.” The Rocky Love columnist obviously did her writing while strung out on Prozac, chamomile tea, and Harlequin novels....

    • Posted January 27, 2015
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  • Wilson, WY, is a state of mind. PHOTO: WYOHISTORY.ORG
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island joins Wilson Zone

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Goldman Sachs vice president of ethics, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied cabana boy, was in town last week. Between our bouts of lust she had her nose in her...

    • Posted January 13, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Resolved to drink more

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Susie, my Healthy Being Juice girl, stopped by last night. “I have my New Year’s resolution made!” she exclaimed. “I can’t wait to hear,” I said, showing the animated excitement of a snail...

    • Posted December 31, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: St. Blythe would soon be there

    ’Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house, I was doing bourbon shots and unbuttoning Blythe’s blouse; Her stockings were nylon, I removed them with care, In hopes that black lace soon would be there! Blythe’s...

    • Posted December 16, 2014
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