All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Town Council in Revolt!

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Ethics experts are criticizing Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume for using the office of mayor to promote his and his family’s private business interests. This reporter discovered that Jackson Hole Distributing donated to Uume’s campaign in...

    • Posted February 21, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The West Bank Wall

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Below is the transcript of this reporter’s interview with new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume regarding his proposed wall along the border of the West Bank. Clyde Thornbill: Mayor Uume, how do you...

    • Posted February 7, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Adopts Alternative Reality

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sean Spicer, press secretary to the new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume, announced that the mayor is planning a gala party to celebrate his favorite team’s victory in the Super Bowl. “The Dallas...

    • Posted January 31, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island M16 Intel Briefing

    Jackson Hole, WY — I was called in to brief Ndogo Uume, the new Hog Island mayor, on our latest intelligence operations. We met in the situation trailer, a 1998 Thunderbird singlewide that had been refitted with...

    • Posted January 25, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Emperor’s New Truck

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Politicians and others eager to attach themselves to the new Hog Island mayor, Ndogo Uume, attended his inauguration. The spokesman for the “National Society of Earth is Supported on the Back of a...

    • Posted January 17, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A Classy Christmas

    A Classy Christmas Twas the night Before Christmas When all through the trailer The girls were drinking Shots as if sailors Alice’s stockings were silk Black and lacy Her skirt rode high It was really quite racy...

    • Posted December 20, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Free Speech Protectors

    Hog Island defends the First Amendment. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A battle is brewing between Hog Island Mayor-elect Ndogo Uume and community members over civil liberties. The mayor-elect recently tweeted that he favored revoking Hog Island citizenship...

    • Posted December 13, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: CSI Hog Island

    Investigating a crime of the worst kind. JACKSON HOLE, WY – I received a call from Hog Island Trailer No. 35 about a possible 537, a.k.a.: a crime involving swine. I pulled up with the team in...

    • Posted November 29, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The Trump Tirade

    We must not assume the traits we condemn. JACKSON HOLE, WY – A preacher was tired of the morally superior tone of his congregation. He told them, “If there was a drunken orgy in town, I would...

    • Posted November 22, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Serious Endorsements

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last week with her latest toy purchase from the Xccessories Closet at Ella’s Room. “What candidates are you endorsing in your column?” she asked while I rewired a...

    • Posted November 1, 2016
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