- Film series rides French New Wave
- WyoFile special: Who bankrolls Wyo.’s top-funded primary candidates?
- MUSIC BOX
- Author talks richness of the road
- Primary election results
- Snapped in JH: Power of Place awarded to Manuel Lopez
- School bombshell – Carney surrenders chair, possibly board position
- FEED ME: Finally, Rose food matches drinks
- MUSIC BOX: Shorty, swagger and a celebration of life
- Commissioner candidates galore
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Market Manipulation saves juicery
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by my trailer in tears. Dealing with emotionally irrational females (as if there is another kind) can have pleasant side effects if the situation is handled properly. “Clyde,” she cried. “I’m so...
- Posted January 28, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Enroll now for HICS
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – To provide an option to the controversial Common Core Curriculum adopted by local schools, I have opened the Hog Island Community School (HICS). One of Common Core’s many failings is the replacement of...
- Posted January 14, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Moving on from muffins
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Many in Jackson are lamenting the closing of Shades Café and the loss of menu staples such as Eggs Tomavo, delicious homemade soups and robust salads. Also gone will be the generous support...
- Posted December 30, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Dickens of a redneck Christmas
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – After a strenuous day of Christmas shopping, I was relaxing at the trailer with a case of Budweiser, some pork rinds, and the TV clicker. I already had gifts for all my girls:...
- Posted December 17, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Are hunters Nazis or Klansman?
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – After reading News&Guide editorials for the last month, I find myself in the midst of an identity crisis. Am I a Nazi or a member of the Klan? It was suggested by Todd...
- Posted December 3, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Thornhill: Breaking yoga
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – I’m sitting in my office smoking cigarettes between shots of cheap bourbon and bad memories. Velda ran off with a sponsored snowboarder and the promise of a free Burton board. I feel empty,...
- Posted November 19, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Physics Require Quantum Leap
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Normal people are often intimidated by physics and quantum theory. After all, Albert Einstein’s appearance does not bolster confidence in his ability to discern universal truths. I have decided to provide an explanation...
- Posted November 5, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clyde strayed, only pieces found
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – In honor of “Wild” author Cheryl Strayed appearing at “Page to the Podium,” I offer a column that appeared two years ago when her book was the latest in the confused-female-finding-herself-in-nature genre. Her...
- Posted October 22, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Slow Food, fast women
JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Disheartened by the Washington D.C. car chase and shooting, I stopped by Shades with hopes that Susie would offer emotional support by way of a free day-old muffin. It was very tragic that a...
- Posted October 8, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Milking the Frappuccino culture
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover, wanted to meet at the new Starbucks. Personally, I miss the pre-Starbucks-Seattle-Microsoft era. You could buy a cup of coffee for fifty cents and no one even considered putting...
- Posted September 24, 2013