All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • 160713Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sugar and Spice

    The dark side of real estate and wrongdoing in Jackson Hole. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sugar walks into my office, her eyes taking in the yellowed tile, the chipped paint, the empty bottle of cheap bourbon on...

    • Posted July 12, 2016
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  • 160706Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Asset Portfolio

    Investment strategies for rednecks by the fluid ounce. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Due to my extensive knowledge of economics I have decided to print an advice column on investing, featuring questions from readers. Consider me a Hog...

    • Posted July 5, 2016
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  • 160615Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clyde On Politics

    2016: Election or infection? JACKSON HOLE, WY – The candidates in this year’s presidential election are feeding off voter discontent like jackals on a bloated carcass. Bernie Sanders gained a huge following by promising to take the...

    • Posted June 14, 2016
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  • 160601Redneck

    From downward dog to upward fog, it’s game on. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last week. She brought over several bottles of expired Thrive, a cold pressed juice form Healthy Being Juicery. Thrive...

    • Posted May 31, 2016
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  • 160518Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness

    Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...

    • Posted May 17, 2016
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  • 160504Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Truck-ed Sparks Controversy

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Uproar over Teton County School District’s decision to invite and then uninvite an abstinence presenter to its classrooms has parents demanding more oversight of auto shop curriculum. Speaker Shelly Donahue originally was to...

    • Posted May 3, 2016
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  • 160420Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Higher Education, Lower Consummation

    Scientific Merican: Do they make lab coats in camo? JACKSON HOLE, WY – America needs skilled teachers in the sciences and, as an expert on astrophysics, I am hoping to land a teaching job at the new Hog...

    • Posted April 19, 2016
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  • 160406Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sooty Semantics

    Beware of ambiguous language used to confuse the masses.    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Last week’s Jackson Hole News and Guide carried an advertisement by the Wyoming Wildlife Alliance. The ad quoted a report by a federal...

    • Posted April 5, 2016
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  • 160330Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Flannel Feature: Superman vs. Batman

    When true evil lurks, Hog Island superheroes unite. JACKSON HOLE, WY – “Superman vs. Batman” is a fictionalized account of a superhero spat. Hog Island, on the other hand, had a real superhero conflict last week. Lill,...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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  • 160316Redneck

    Who will prevent an outbreak of gang violence on the Westbank? JACKSON HOLE, WY – I snorted a greeting as Sheriff Whalen walked into my office. The sheriff doesn’t acknowledge me in public, but when he gets his...

    • Posted March 15, 2016
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