- Craft spirit chemists
- HAVE A MINDFUL HOLIDAY
- The lives of librarians after hours
- PROPS & DISSES
- MUSIC BOX: Sneaky Pete & Secret Weapons debut album
- NATURAL MEDICINE WITH DR. MONIQUE: Methods to ward off SAD
- WELL, THAT HAPPENED: Ten servings of BestWurst
- THIS WEEK: DECEMBER 17-23
- THEM ON US
- REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: St. Blythe would soon be there
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Instagram inspiration
Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Two nights ago, Lill, my redneck girlfriend, came over all distraught. The transmission had gone out in her Chevy one-ton truck and she was forced to borrow her cousin’s Ford. “Can I spend...
- Posted June 3, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Oysters on the great room
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a bit of a plaything, “Pepe le pew with a view” as she lovingly calls me, invited me to...
- Posted May 20, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Philosophical gamble
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by the trailer after her book club meeting. “We talked about the novel Light Between Oceans,” she said, giving me the superior look she picked up after marrying Manchester and moving to...
- Posted May 6, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A propre Wyomning edukation
JACKSON, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover, stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been appointed assistant to the Public Education Information Coordinator by the Governor,” she said. “We assure that the teaching of science in public...
- Posted April 22, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Ecstatic unfoldment
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by my trailer unable to contain her excitement. “I’m attending an ecstatic living retreat at the eco-chic Amansala Resort in Tulum Mexico!” she said. “What’s eco-chic?” I asked. “You know, eco-chic,” she...
- Posted April 8, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Parks, packrafts and pretty girls
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by the trailer last week to invite me snowshoeing. While the physical properties of snowshoeing, such as mass versus surface area, are intriguing, the actual activity generates little interest. There is no...
- Posted March 25, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: SPET tax for bagel walkers
With all the focus on Specific Purpose Excise Tax and the sundry selection of proposed SPET projects, I think it is time to find creative funding mechanisms for truly essential projects. Number one on the list is...
- Posted March 12, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Helping men overcome emotional issues
JACKSON, WYO – I stopped by Healthy Being Juicery hoping Susie would snag me a free juice. Instead of drinking it, I repackage it in Bud Light bottles and sell it at half price to the deranged...
- Posted February 25, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Muffins, Socrates and whips
JACKSON, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover and sponsored ambassador for CollarNcuffs whips, as well as creator of an online newsletter for lash aficionados she calls The Flogger Blogger, has been out of a job since her...
- Posted February 11, 2014
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Market Manipulation saves juicery
JACKSON, WYO – Susie stopped by my trailer in tears. Dealing with emotionally irrational females (as if there is another kind) can have pleasant side effects if the situation is handled properly. “Clyde,” she cried. “I’m so...
- Posted January 28, 2014