- FEATURE: Voices of Choice
- THE FOODIE FILES: Spring in a Bowl
- GUEST OPINION: A Big Win for Wolverines
- THEM ON US
- THE BUZZ: Nest Contention
- MUSIC BOX: Double Dub and Keyed-up Piano
- IMBIBE: Dramatic Alto Adige
- CREATIVE PEAKS: In-house and Homemade
- GET OUT: Utah State of Mind
- WELL, THAT HAPPENED: The Swashbuckler
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Porky Politics
Threatened ban could drive Hog Islanders from town grocers. Jackson, WY – Shock waves reverberated through Hog Island with the news that the World Health Organization has declared bacon is unhealthy. Alarm spread from the most modest...
- Posted December 29, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Santa Now Lives in Hog Island
Jackson, WY – Twas the night before Christmas in my trailer house. I was trying to unbutton a pretty girl’s blouse. She was a Westbank girl, her name was Claire, I had hopes that soon she would be totally...
- Posted December 22, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Bodhi Calling
That’s the same as a booty call, right? Jackson, WY – Susie stopped by my trailer last night. “I’ve been going to meditation class at the Sports Injury Center,” she told me. “It’s wonderful. I sit with...
- Posted December 8, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The First Thanksgiving
Struggling pilgrims are free at last. Jackson, WY -I have an invite to go to Lill’s for Thanksgiving dinner! The last time I shared Thanksgiving with Lill she had bacon hors d’oeuvres, bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with bacon,...
- Posted November 24, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Highbrow Hog Island
Public art to heighten Hoback sophistication. Jackson, WY – Carry Gervaise, director of the Greater Hog Island/Hoback Public Art Task Force, presented conceptual drawings for a public art project during the Hog Island Council meeting last week....
- Posted November 10, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Halloween
Trailer park experiment yields a sophisticated monster. Jackson, WY – At the trailer court they called me mad, insane, but tonight the years of work, of heartache and despair will pay off! In the spare bedroom of...
- Posted November 3, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Big Bootie Candy
One working woman who was somehow excluded from ‘Jackson Hole Women.’ Jackson, WY – “The News&Guide is featuring me in their special section ‘Jackson Hole Women,’” Susie told me all excited. “The piece about my nonprofit that...
- Posted October 20, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hoback Goes to Washington
How to play the parties like a boss Jackson, WY – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Vice President of Ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied play toy, had her private jet fly me to Washington...
- Posted October 13, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hillbilly Hip
Living life as a Hog Island hipster Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I was getting bored with Lil, Susie and Alice. Blythe was out of town. The off-season’s meager selection of Utah girls was also uninspiring so I headed...
- Posted September 29, 2015
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Yogi Criminals
Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...
- Posted September 15, 2015