All posts by Clyde Thornhill

  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: “Circling Hog Island” premieres

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Mary, the publisher, called me to her office. “Ceci Clover announced last week that she is through writing the column ‘Circling the Square’ for the News & Guide,” Mary said. “JH Weekly has struggled...

    • Posted June 4, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Book club revealed

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Mary Grossman, JH Weekly publisher, told me I need to “engage the world with a broader perspective” than past columns have indicated. To help prime the pump, she took the liberty of signing me...

    • Posted May 21, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuits, gravy, nirvana

    JACKSON HOLE. WYO – Susie told me I was not enlightened after I ordered biscuits and gravy at Lotus Organic Bakery and Cafe. They didn’t have biscuits and gravy, unfortunately, and I had to settle for steamed quinoa...

    • Posted May 7, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: A curved bridge to the Caribbean

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Susie and her husband just returned from a vacation in the Caribbean. “It was awesome,” she told me. “We went to a resort especially built to protect the environment and employ indigenous people so...

    • Posted April 23, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Whiskeybeer Report

    It’s time for the Whiskeybeer Fund’s annual Real Estate Ad Report. Whiskeybeer is the Hog Island equivalent of The Brandywine Fund, but unlike Foster Friess and his multitude of expensive associates, Whiskeybeer has just one manager: me....

    • Posted April 2, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Higher thinking at hot yoga

    I stopped by Shades to scan the selection of day-olds. Lisa was in back so Susie snagged me a muffin. “It’s bran,” I complained indignantly. “I was hoping for orange poppy seed.” “Those sold out,” she explained...

    • Posted March 19, 2013
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Second Amendment foreplay

    Beaming with joy, Alice, my Republican lover, stopped by the trailer last week. “What a great year in the Wyoming Legislature,” she announced. “Almost all the gun bills passed!” Damn, I thought. I had only seen Alice...

    • Posted March 6, 2013
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  • REDNECK: Invested emotions

    After a hard morning of clicking through TV channels, I was faint from lack of nourishment. I had given up eating broccoli for Lent so I decided on a tray of Schwan’s cream cheese stuffed jalapeño poppers...

    • Posted February 19, 2013
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  • Redneck Perspective: Smartphones for dummies

    Jackson Hole, Wyo.-Susie invited me for breakfast at Shades last week, her treat. We were discussing an appropriate time we could get together and “talk” now that her husband had returned from a conservation symposium, entitled “Building...

    • Posted February 6, 2013
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  • Redneck Perspective: A redneck frolic in D.C.

    I just returned from a weeklong frolic in Washington D.C. with Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice president of ethics with Goldman Sachs. We met during the Jackson Hole Economic Policy Symposium. Blythe works out of the main office in...

    • Posted January 23, 2013
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