- Trio of tremblors bump Bondo
- Winter sched announced at CFA
- Yogis go rogue: New styles, studios give downward dog new meaning
- THIS WEEK: December 4 – 10, 2013
- MUSIC BOX: Music scene ramps up with ski season
- GET OUT: Beat the cold with hot yoga
- FEED ME!: Ascent Lounge: Love at first bite
- PUBLISHER’S NOTE: Don’t tread on my mobile
- HIGH ART: Belbruno brings cosmos to canvas
- MUSIC BOX: Wandering troubadour’s debut
All posts by Clyde Thornhill
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Are hunters Nazis or Klansman?
After reading News&Guide editorials for the last month, I find myself in the midst of an identity crisis. Am I a Nazi or a member of the Klan? It was suggested by Todd Wilkinson in the NaG’s...
- Posted December 3, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Thornhill: Breaking yoga
I’m sitting in my office smoking cigarettes between shots of cheap bourbon and bad memories. Velda ran off with a sponsored snowboarder and the promise of a free Burton board. I feel empty, incomplete, like a Subaru...
- Posted November 19, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Physics Require Quantum Leap
Normal people are often intimidated by physics and quantum theory. After all, Albert Einstein’s appearance does not bolster confidence in his ability to discern universal truths. I have decided to provide an explanation of not only theoretical...
- Posted November 5, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Clyde strayed, only pieces found
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – In honor of “Wild” author Cheryl Strayed appearing at “Page to the Podium,” I offer a column that appeared two years ago when her book was the latest in the confused-female-finding-herself-in-nature genre. Her...
- Posted October 22, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Slow Food, fast women
JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Disheartened by the Washington D.C. car chase and shooting, I stopped by Shades with hopes that Susie would offer emotional support by way of a free day-old muffin. It was very tragic that a...
- Posted October 8, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Milking the Frappuccino culture
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Alice, my Republican lover, wanted to meet at the new Starbucks. Personally, I miss the pre-Starbucks-Seattle-Microsoft era. You could buy a cup of coffee for fifty cents and no one even considered putting...
- Posted September 24, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hedging life’s real risks
JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice president of ethics for Goldman Sachs, and for whom I served as a mastress, (a male mistress) spent some time at her home in Teton Pines last week. Her days...
- Posted September 10, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Fishin’ for votes in hot water
JACKSON HOLE, WYO - Alice was in an angry mood when she stopped by my trailer last night. She is often angry, as she is, after all, a Republican. She once expressed her fury with a fervent display...
- Posted August 27, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island think tank swimmin’
JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I swung by Shades just as they were closing for the day, the best time to snag free muffins. Shades will sell today’s muffins tomorrow as day-olds as their monetary basis, if viewed through...
- Posted August 13, 2013
REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island retreat on VRBO
JACKSON HOLE, WYO - I awoke in the middle of the night to someone banging on the front door of my trailer. I used to keep a loaded shotgun bedside, but not since last winter when Alice, my...
- Posted July 30, 2013