All posts by Clyde Thornhill

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  • 151125Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: The First Thanksgiving

    Struggling pilgrims are free at last. Jackson, WY  -I have an invite to go to Lill’s for Thanksgiving dinner! The last time I shared Thanksgiving with Lill she had bacon hors d’oeuvres, bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with bacon,...

    • Posted November 24, 2015
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  • 151111Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Highbrow Hog Island

    Public art to heighten Hoback sophistication. Jackson, WY – Carry Gervaise, director of the Greater Hog Island/Hoback Public Art Task Force, presented conceptual drawings for a public art project during the Hog Island Council meeting last week....

    • Posted November 10, 2015
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  • 151104Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Halloween

    Trailer park experiment yields a sophisticated monster. Jackson, WY – At the trailer court they called me mad, insane, but tonight the years of work, of heartache and despair will pay off! In the spare bedroom of...

    • Posted November 3, 2015
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  • 151014Redneck

    One working woman who was somehow excluded from ‘Jackson Hole Women.’ Jackson, WY – “The News&Guide is featuring me in their special section ‘Jackson Hole Women,’” Susie told me all excited. “The piece about my nonprofit that...

    • Posted October 20, 2015
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  • 151014Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hoback Goes to Washington

    How to play the parties like a boss Jackson, WY – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Vice President of Ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied play toy, had her private jet fly me to Washington...

    • Posted October 13, 2015
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  • 150930Redneck

    Living life as a Hog Island hipster Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I was getting bored with Lil, Susie and Alice. Blythe was out of town. The off-season’s meager selection of Utah girls was also uninspiring so I headed...

    • Posted September 29, 2015
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  • 150916Redneck

    Delving into Jackson’s friendly black market She walked into my office, her hips waving hello. The Patagonia T-shirt clung to her as if organic cotton hungered for warm flesh, for freedom from restraint, seeking only fire and...

    • Posted September 15, 2015
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  • 150909Redneck

    Gentrification plan calls for yuppies and art I am working with Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time belamours, to transform greater Hog Island into a trendy, upscale neighborhood like New York’s East Village, the...

    • Posted September 8, 2015
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  • 150826Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island economics

    Thornhill hedge fund will bring in the dough Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice-president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as her Hog Island paramour, is in town for the Reserve Bank of Kansas City economic symposium....

    • Posted August 25, 2015
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  • 150812Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Rebranding Hog Island

    The classiest area in town is due for a makeover Christina Grey, a Sotheby’s realtor and one of my part-time paramours spent the night at my trailer. Our favorite fantasy is that I’m a potential buyer of...

    • Posted August 11, 2015
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