All posts by Clyde Thornhill

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  • 160518Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Origin of Hipness

    Exploring Darwin’s lesser known theory: Survival of the fitness. JACKSON HOLE, WY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and theologians have struggled to answer the basic questions that plagued mankind since creation: Why are we here? Where did...

    • Posted May 17, 2016
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  • 160504Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Truck-ed Sparks Controversy

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Uproar over Teton County School District’s decision to invite and then uninvite an abstinence presenter to its classrooms has parents demanding more oversight of auto shop curriculum. Speaker Shelly Donahue originally was to...

    • Posted May 3, 2016
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  • 160420Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Higher Education, Lower Consummation

    Scientific Merican: Do they make lab coats in camo? JACKSON HOLE, WY – America needs skilled teachers in the sciences and, as an expert on astrophysics, I am hoping to land a teaching job at the new Hog...

    • Posted April 19, 2016
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  • 160406Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Sooty Semantics

    Beware of ambiguous language used to confuse the masses.    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Last week’s Jackson Hole News and Guide carried an advertisement by the Wyoming Wildlife Alliance. The ad quoted a report by a federal...

    • Posted April 5, 2016
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  • 160330Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Flannel Feature: Superman vs. Batman

    When true evil lurks, Hog Island superheroes unite. JACKSON HOLE, WY – “Superman vs. Batman” is a fictionalized account of a superhero spat. Hog Island, on the other hand, had a real superhero conflict last week. Lill,...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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  • 160316Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Wilson Moms vs. The CRIPS

    Who will prevent an outbreak of gang violence on the Westbank? JACKSON HOLE, WY – I snorted a greeting as Sheriff Whalen walked into my office. The sheriff doesn’t acknowledge me in public, but when he gets his...

    • Posted March 15, 2016
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  • 160309Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Racial Equality at the Academy Awards

    “Iboycotted the Academy Awards this year,” Susie told me. “I’m upset there were no black nominees despite several outstanding performances by black actors,” she complained. “Academy voters are 94 percent white, 77 percent male, and average 63...

    • Posted March 8, 2016
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  • 160302Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Two ‘Halfs’ Make a Whole

    He’s a little bit country; she’s a little bit liberal. JACKSON HOLE, WY – There is competition between liberals and conservatives over who can create the greatest race-related controversy with the least amount of substantive fact. At...

    • Posted March 1, 2016
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  • 160217Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Biscuit Suffrage

    Hog Island honey fights for women’s equality in new extreme sport. JACKSON HOLE, WY – Lill, the adventurer, spiritual seeker, advocate for female empowerment and Hog Island native, recently became the first female to solo a full...

    • Posted February 16, 2016
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  • 160210Redneck
    REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Bike Path Faces Scrutiny

    JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Hog Island may face legal problems if it fails to provide additional data to support its preferred option to not build a bike path through the trailer park according to an opinion recently solicited...

    • Posted February 9, 2016
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